Q.
Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test?
A. To confirm she was his type.
Red
Cells Pointer of the Day: Whatever you do, always give 100%
– unless you're donating blood!
Q.
What did the vampire say after reading all these bloody
funny Painful Puns?
A. Oh, Suck!
Q.
How do vampire pirates cross the Red Sea?
A. In blood vessels. |
Q.
Why did a cop pull the vampire over?
A. He was a suspect in a blood bank robbery.
Q.
Why do blonde nurses bring red markers to work?
A. Just in case they need to draw blood.
Q.
Which type of club might a vampire join?
A. A blood group.
Q.
Why are vampires families so close?
A. Because blood is thicker than water.
Sucked
Up Point to Ponder: If you have high blood sugar, does that
mean you're a sweet heart? |
Q.
What did the three vampires order at the bar?
A. Two Bloods and a Blood Light.
Q.
Why did the vampire break up with her boyfriend?
A. He wasn't her blood type.
Q.
Is Superman a Blood or a Crip?
A. Both. He's a Blood by day, and he'll be a Kryptonite.
Q.
Who authored the sketchy murder mystery book, Bloody
Brutal Art?
A. Drew Gore. |