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Chimp remarks: Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean...on tables, chairs, and random people!Beer glass quips: Life and beer are veryy similar. Chill for best results!Chimp looking at beer bottle says: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!

Beer is not the answer. Beer is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Trust me, you can dance.
– Beer

IPA lot when I drink beer.

Beergasm: The climactic moment when you take the first sip at the end of the day.

It's no coincidence that beer rhymes with cheer.

Our house has an open door policy. Bring beer, and we'll open the door.

I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!

Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender replies: "I can't serve you. You're Bard."Monkey looking at beer bottle says: I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis!Kangaroo asks: What happened after the kangaroo drank beer? A He was all hopped up!

To beer or not to beer. That is the question.
– Shakesbeer

A baseball walks into a bar, and the bartender throws him out...

Vitamin B. You mean Beer?

Do I want a beer?
A. Yes
B. A
C. B

You ordered me a Pilsner? You know I like hoppy beer!

Dinosaurs had no beer. How did that work out?

Chimp says: Love has four letters, but then again, so does beer!I used to work for Budweiser, but then I got canned.Puzzled chimp says: He said his non-alcoholic beer was delicioius, but I said he had no proof!

Just Brew It!

I like my water with barley and hops.

I love you more than beer, and I really love beer.

Two cannibals walk into a bar and sit next to a clown. First cannibal whacks the clown on the head, and they both start eating the clown. Suddenly, the second cannibal looks up and says, "Hey, do you taste something funny?"

I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding. I'm on my third glass of beer.

Chocolate is amazing. And, chocolate beer is no exception!

Pitcher of beer asks: How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of just one!Chimp joshes: My doctor said I need to watch my drinking. So now I drink in front of a mirror!Fish says: Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

Is it beer thirty yet?

Are you cold and wet? Try holding your beer upright.

My body is not a temple ... It is a microbrewery with legs.

Beer Pong is a sport, right guys?

I'm only gonna have one beer. At a time. Until all the beer is gone...

Sick of beer? That's like being sick of breathing.

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