Why did the tourist's luggage start to cry?
A. Because he had emotional baggage.
What did the alien ask its shipmate that just returned from
A. Where on Earth have you been?
Why didn't the quantum chicken have to cross the road to
go on vacation?
A. She was already on both sides.
Pick-Up Line: Bae, if you were
a TSA agent, I'd be happy to get a body scan.
Why aren't there more funny automobile road trip jokes?
A. Because car puns are so exhausting!
Travel Points to Ponder: If you run behind your car, you'll
get exhausted. If you walk in front of a car, you'll get
Where do many flat tires occur?
A. Where there is a fork in the road!
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, did you
overstay your Visa? 'Cause you are looking fine!
What kind of car does a proctologist drive on a road trip?
A. A brown Ford Probe.
Would you like to hear the joke about the limosine again?
A. No, it's too long...
blondes were on a road trip to Denver. The sign said, "Denver
Left," so they started crying and went home.
Pick-Up Line: Girl, there is
Norway you're driving off before I get your number.