Q. What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a small drone?
A. A real plane in the neck!
Why were the flight attendants so stressed out?
A. They were feeling the cabin pressure.
Why was the blonde guy afraid to fly to Finland?
A. He was afraid he'd disappear in FinnAir!
Where might you travel on your vacation in Europe if you
like really nice things?
Up Travel Pick-Up Line:
Hey Hotrod, can I give you a lift?
Which Europeans travel the most?
Travel Pick-Up Line: Ooh
la la, are you from Paris? 'Cause you are driving me in-Seine.
Point to Ponder: Can Chuck Norris fold airplanes into paper?
How do hypnotists travel when they go on vacation?
A. They use public trance-port-ation.
What is it called when a financier's pilot tilts his private
plane to curve around?
A. High-level banking.
Travel Point to Ponder: If you break the speed limit, can
you fix it?
How did the blonde get injured on vacation?
A. She was hit by a parked car. OUCH!
What do you call traveling on backcountry roads with the
high beams on at night?
A. A bright idea.
The hotel room was expensive, so they had no choice but
to spend the night.
Why did the police officer cry after making the arrest?
A. It was a moving violation.
Why did the cops pull over the Mini Cooper full of clowns?
A. For the fun of it, plus they obviously weren't wearing
Why did the cop ticket the desktop computer?
A. Because it was speeding along the information highway!
Flash: A news copter crashed into the local cemetery. Early
reports say at least 500 dead. Stay tuned. More at 10 P.M.
What do the cops in Nome say during an interrogation?
A. Alaska questions here.
Travel Tip: If you run behind your car, you'll get exhausted.
If you walk in front of a car, you'll get tired.