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Q. How many astrologers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Don't ask me now, Mercury is in retrograde!
Q. How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? A. One, but it takes at least three light bulbs!
Q. How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. It's too early to say if the light bulb needs changing!

 


How Many Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?
Shed light on illuminating humor, brilliant puns, screwy LOLs and enlightening lightbulb jokes.

Light Bulb Jokes and Screwy Lightbulb Humor
(Because Funny Light Bulb Jokes and Dim Puns Could Never Be Too Mainstream If You're Still Left in the Dark!)
Warning: Change At Your Own Risk! Screwy lightbulb jokes, light humor, and glowing light bulb puns ahead.
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| Sci-Fi Light Bulb Jokes | 2 | Burned Out Light Bulb Jokes, Burnt Humor, Dim Bulb Puns |
| Funny Riddles & Dumb Answers | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |


Q. How many brewers does it take to change alight bulb? A. One-third less than for a regular bulb!Q. How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. It turned itself in!Q. What do you call it when consumers write good things about a light bulb? A. Glowing reviews!

Q. What do you get if you cross thought and a light bulb?
A. A bright idea!

Q. How many bar flies does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to keep drinking until the room spins.

Q. How many Who Dunnit writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to screw it in almost all the way, and a second to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Q. How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They just beat the room for being black.

Q. What did the light bulb say to the generator?
A. I really get a charge out of you!

Q. How many environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. What? If the light bulb is out, that's what Mother Nature intended!

Q. How did the hipster burn his hand? A. He changed the light bulb before it was cool!Q How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know!Q. How many boyeurs does it take to change a light bulb? A. Only one, but they'd rather watch somebody else do it!

Q. How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. It depends what you want it changed into.

Q. How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Toucan do it, and pair-ots will tell everybody about it.

Q. How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 20,000 years.

Q. How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Billions and billions. Light bulbs are part of interstellare goo that pervades our universe; they are star stuff!

Q. How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Squirrels only change bulbs that are NUT broken.

Q. How many spammers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. But, they'll offer to sell everybody in the www world a quick and profitable way to do it.

Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. the bulb will change itself when it's ready!Q How many blindes does it take to change a light bulb? A. One, but she'll break ten bulbs before figuring out they can't be pushed int!Q. How many Star Wars characters does it take to change a light bulb? A. Lots, becuase many Hans makes light work!

Q. How many shrinks does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but the bulb really has to watt to change!

Q. How many fatalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. What does it matter? We're all going to die anyway!

Q. How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to design the T-shirts.

Q. How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Um, does it really have to be a light bulb?

Q. How many robot engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One. He designs a bot that can climb up the wall, unscrew the old bulb, and screw itself in. (Sorry, we don't know what happens to the old bulb!)

Q. Why did the lights go out?
A. Because they were filled with delight.

Q. How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? A. Depens on what you want to change it into!Q. How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb? A. Have you asked the bulb if it wants to be changed?Q. What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? A. You can unscrew a light bulb!

Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but nobody knows how they got in there!

Q. How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but he needs at least three bulbs.

Q. How many seventies disco dancers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to boogie up the ladder, and one to say, "Get Down!"

Q. How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. I'm tired of all your questions and I'm just going to ignore your darkness.

Q. How many dumb blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Um, what's a light bulb?

Q. How many real women does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Real women have real men around.

| Light Bulb Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Illuminating Light Bulb Zodiac Riddles |
| Sci-Fi Light Bulb Jokes | 2 | Burned Out Light Bulb Jokes, Burnt Humor, Dim Bulb Puns |
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