Q. How many cheating husbands does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Motel 6 has staff to do that.

Q. How many switches does it take to turn on a light bulb?
A. One good dominatrix ought to do the trick.

Q. How many men on a fishing trip does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, if you catch them before beer-y early.

Q. How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Who knows? They never get the house.

Q. How many shrinks does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but he'll have to ask his mother.

Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to screw up a light bulb?
A. None. The bulb will change itself when it's ready to.

Q. How many time travelers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Ask me yesterday.

Q. How many pawn brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Joking around is not at all funny to them.

Q. How many mutants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two-thirds.

Q. How many convenience store clerks does it take to change a light bulb in Gotham City?
A. Seriously? They won't even change a five-dollar bill.

Q. How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to change the bulb, and one not to change it.

Q. How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.

Q. How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One. They are very efficient, and not very funny!

Q. How many union members does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 15, well that's what's written in the contract.

Q. How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. What sort of answer did you have in mind?

Q. How many millennials does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to call the electrician, and one to call out for pizza.

Q. How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one really was.

Q. How many unpublished authors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We may never know?

Q. How many chickens does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They're far too busy crossing the road.

Q. How many Pygmies does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the ladder.

Q. How many recovering addicts does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, as long as he admits he's powerless over light bulbs.

Q. How many Cancer men does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Cancers would worry themselves to death with the problem.

Q. How many elephants does it take to screw a light bulb?
A. One, but it has to be a really big bulb.

Q. How many baby elephants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but he has to stand on his trunk.

Q. How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?
A. It depends whether the switch is on or off.

Q. How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Eight. One to screw in the bulb, and seven to hold Rudolph down.

Q. How many librarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. I don't know, but I can look that up for you.

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