Q.
What is every rapper's favorite toy?
A. YoYo.
Q.
How is business going at the new yoyo factory?
A. It's seen some ups and downs.
Sign
at the Dollar Store:
Free Yoyos. No Strings Attached.
Q.
How are toys and bobbies alike?
A. Both are intended for children, but dad can't keep his
hands off them.
Q.
What happened when the new Lego toy store had its grand
opening?
A. Shoppers were lined up for blocks.
Q.
Why are there so few funny toy Lego blocks jokes?
A. 'Cause it's not that easy to fit the pieces together
properly..
Q.
How did the guy feel when the new Toy Story action figures
came out?
A. He got a Woody.
Q.
Why aren't there many toy boat jokes?
A. 'Cause nobody can repeat them three times.
Q.
Why hasn't anybody heard the latest Russian doll toy riddle?
A. 'Cause it's an inside joke. |
Q.
Why did the constipated thief steal everything in the toy
store except for one Teddy bear?
A. 'Cause he couldn't take a Pooh.
Q.
What is Teddy bear poop called?
A. Fleeces.
Q.
What happens when you tell your toy Teddy bear that he's
cute?
A. He plushes.
Q.
What do girl Teddies do to make themselves look larger?
A. They wear plush-up bras.
Q.
How did the Star Wars Teddy bear cross the road?
A. Ewoked!
Q.
How are an angry Teddy bear and a lame joke alike?
A. They don't pack much of a punch.
Q.
What do cannibal Teddy bears eat on Thanksgving?
A. Stuffing.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a plush toy bear with a pig?
A. A Teddy boar.
Q.
How do you start a plush toy bear race?
A. Say, "Teddy, set, go!"
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Q.
Which toy is a must-have for every hermit?
A. A boomerang.
Q.
Why did the blonde use her wall clock as a Frisbee?
A. 'Cause she wanted to see time fly.
Q.
Which kind of pie is the favorite of ghosts in Australia?
A. Boo Meringue.
Q.
Where were the Terminator theme toys shelved at
Target?
A. Aisle B, back.
Q.
How did the kid like his toy action figures that didn't
have feet?
A. He can't stand them.
Q.
Why didn't the kid like his new toy action figure that was
missing a foott?
A. He thought they were lame.
Q.
Which new sex toy are men all excited about?
A. The Erector Set.
Q.
What are an orphan's favorite toys?
A. Mom and dad action figures.
Q.
Which secretive company sells sex toys to aliens?
A. SpaceXXX. |