Q.
Why do gnomes and elves truly dislike each other?
A. Little disrespect!
Q.
What do you call a stolen garden gnome when it's not where
it's supposed to be?
A. Found missing.
Q.
Why did the narcissists get along so well together?
A. They were both at the same I level.
Q.
What do you call the pessimist who is overly negative?
A. A no-it-all.
Q.
How can you tell you'll never be a great joke teller?
A. You always seem to punch up the f*ck line. |
Q.
What did the comedy club comedian say after he splashed
cocktails on himself?
A. The drinks are on me.
Q.
What do you call a mushroom who buys a round of drinks?
A. A Fun-Gi!
Q.
What is a wonky reporter?
A. A journalist who's there to askew a few questions.
Q.
What do you say when the staged satire had already started
before you arrived?
A. Late to the parody.
A
bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He
has no idea how bar jokes work...
|
Q.
Why do people emulate the standup comic who is good at delivering
humor dryly?
A. Because he's a droll model.
Urologists
have been blessed with golden opportunities, know
how to go with the flow, and make the lives of
their patients a wee bit better.
Q.
If you're American in the living room what are you in the
bathroom?
A. European.
Q.
How can you hope to understand feelings of repugnance?
A. You discuss disgust.
Point
to Ponder: If you retract a declaration you put forward
as fact, have you de-posited-ed it? |