Why do gnomes and elves truly dislike each other?
A. Little disrespect!
What do you call a stolen garden gnome when it's not where
it's supposed to be?
A. Found missing.
Why did the narcissists get along so well together?
A. They were both at the same I level.
What do you call the pessimist who is overly negative?
A. A no-it-all.
How can you tell you'll never be a great joke teller?
A. You always seem to punch up the f*ck line.
What did the comedy club comedian say after he splashed
cocktails on himself?
A. The drinks are on me.
What do you call a mushroom who buys a round of drinks?
A. A Fun-Gi!
What is a wonky reporter?
A. A journalist who's there to askew a few questions.
What do you say when the staged satire had already started
before you arrived?
A. Late to the parody.
bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He
has no idea how bar jokes work...
Why do people emulate the standup comic who is good at delivering
A. Because he's a droll model.
have been blessed with golden opportunities, know
how to go with the flow, and make the lives of
their patients a wee bit better.
If you're American in the living room what are you in the
How can you hope to understand feelings of repugnance?
A. You discuss disgust.
to Ponder: If you retract a declaration you put forward
as fact, have you de-posited-ed it?