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Q. What do you get with a corduroy condom?
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A. He ran out of thyme.

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One actor never felt right after he retired. He suffers from Post Dramatic Stress Disorder.

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Q. Why did Hulk flush the toilet?
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There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to old skeptics, but their future is doubtful.Hardworking Memes Make Gnome Sense!Q. What Do You Call Two People in an Ambulance? A. Pair of Medics

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