Q.
Why don't farts ever graduate from high school?
A. Because they're always expelled!
Q.
What is grammar?
A. The difference between knowing your sh*t, and knowing
you're sh*t.
Q.
What do you call a school kid with a dictionary in his blue
jeans pocket?
A. Smartie Pants! |
Painful
Problem of the Day: Dear Algebra, Please stop trying to
find your X. She's never coming back, and don't ask Y.
Q.
Why didn't the Roman find algebra very challenging?
A. Because X is always 10.
Dear
Math, I am not a therapist. Solve your own problems!
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Q.
What is the secret of Hulk's purple pants?
A. Unstable nut-lear decay.
Q.
Why doesn't The Hulk need to style his hair?
A. Because it lays perfectly still out of sheer terror.
Q.
What do you call several men waiting in line for a haircut?
A. A barber-cue. |