Why are most blonde jokes one liners?
A. So men will understand them!
What does Bones McCoy say before blonde brain surgery?
A. Space, the Final Frontier.
salesman approached a blonde and asked her if she'd like
to buy a pocket calculator. The blonde replied, "No
thanks, I already know how many pockets I have."
you hear about the topless bar that tried to have a Polka
night? All the blonde accordianists kept getting hurt!
Why did the blonde smack her camera with a frying pan?
A. She wanted a pan-o-ram-ic shot.
How do you drown a blonde?
A. Leave a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the
Why did the blonde only wear glasses while playing tennis?
A. Because tennis is a non-contact sport!
Why did they stop doing the WAVE at Bronco's Stadium?
A. Too many blonde fans were drowning.
What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
What do you call a fly buzzing in a blonde's head?
A. A space invader.
blondes were on a road trip to Denver. The sign said, "Denver
Left," so they started crying and went home.
knew the blonde had a dental implant, until it came out
What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.
What is it called when a blonde dyes her hair brown?
A. Artificial Intelligence!
Why are there no dumb brunettes?
What do you call a group of blondes in one place?
A. A vacant lot.