What's the name of the new men's antiperspirant deodorant
line inspired by race car drivers?
A. Pit Stop!
Wanna hear a B.O. joke?
A. Never mind. It really stinks...
Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly
Funny Fact of the Day: The Incredible
Hulk does not need deodorant because sweat instantly
Customer: I'm looking for a new deodorant.
Store Clerk: The ball type?
Customer: No! The kind that goes on your pits.
What is the new men's deodorant called Umpire used
A. Fowl balls.
Why was the blonde's year end resolution to stop using spray
A. 'Cause she wanted to roll in the new year.
What happened to the guy who accidentally sprayed cologne
in his mouth?
A. Now he has a bad Axe accent.
What kind of aftershave does a suave and debonair Denver
Lodo Bigfoot use?
Which mad scientist cooked up a scary new men's cologne
in a laboratory in Transylvania?
What's the difference between a man wearing too much cheap
body spray and Sasquatch?
A. One is covered in matted hair and smells bad; the other
has big feet.
How is the new bruin scent men's cologne like being lost
in the woods without any beer?
A. Both are absolutely un-bearable!
Why didn't the guy tell his wife that he was using her deodorant?
A. 'Cause it's a Secret.
Which kind of deodorant do executioners wear?
What charges were brought against the hobo theif who was
caught stealing fine perfume?
A. A fragrant violation of the law.
What happened when the boutique perfume store was robbed?
A. The stinking theives took every last scent.
What are cops calling the criminal who sprays people with
deodorant fatally injuring them?
A. An Axe murderer.
Why should you invest in perfume company stock?
A. It just makes scents.
What do you get if you cross a Star Wasr bot and a clerk
at the perfume counter?
Why didn't the cologne counter clerk call home when he had
to work late in 1990?
A. 'Cause the phone was out of odor!
Wanna hear a musk oil joke?
A. Never mind. It really stinks... and it's even older than
that last perfume joke was.