| Q.
Why were the pigs so proud of their new home?
A. Because it was quite stylish!
Q.
Which fruity alcoholic beverages do pigs like to gulp down?
A. Swine coolers.
Q.
Which US president is a pig's favorite?
A. AbraHAM Lincoln!
Q.
Why was the pig serving time in jail?
A. For being a swine-dler.
Q.
Which pig always wear perfume?
A. Calvin Swine.
Q.
How do you host the best pig roast ever?
A. You go whole hog! |
Q.
What do you call a pig that weaves all over the highway?
A. A Road Hog!
Q.
What do you call it when a pig tells tall tales?
A. Hogwash.
Q.
Do old pig farmers ever die?
A. No, but they do get rather disgruntled.
Q.
How do you make it the best pig roast ever?
A. You go hog wild!
Q.
How many animals can fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A. Ten little piggies, two calves, one ass, one beaver and
several thousand hares.
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Q.
What did the pig say when a wolf grabbed his tail?
A. "That's the end of me!"
Wanna
hear a clean swine joke? Two pigs took a bath together...
Q.
On which February holiday do pigs elect their new leader?
A. Crowned Hog Day!
Q.
Why are piggy banks so wise?
A. 'Cause they're filled with common cents.
Q.
What is the number one pig pick-up
line?
A. Wanna be pen pals?
Q.
Which brand of underwear do stylish pigs prefer?
A. Calvin Swine! |
