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Q. What do you get if you cross a pig and a cactus? A. A Porky Pine!Q. Why did the pig quit sun bathing? A. He was bacon in the heat! Q. What do you call a pig that wins the lottery? A. Filthy Rich!

Q. What do you call a pig with no legs?
A. A Groundhog!

Q. Why shouldn't you ever tell a pig a secret?
A. Because they always squeal!

Q. Why shouldn't you share your bed with a pig?
A. Because they hog the covers!

Q. What is a pig's favorite color?
A. Mahogany!

Q. What do you call a pig that's no fun to be around?
A. A Boar!

Q. Which kind of social gatherings do pigs like the most?
A. Sow-prise parties!

Q. Why was the pig ejected from the football game? A. For Playing Dirty!Q. Which magazine do the three little pigs read? A. Porks Illustrated!Q. What would happen if pigs cuold fly? A. The price of bacon would skyrocket!

Q. Why did the pig cross the road?
A. Because he was boared.

Q. Why did it take the pig hours to cross the road?
A. Because he was a slow pork!

Q. Why are books about pigs always so interesting?
A. Because there's always a twist in the tail!

Q. What is the favorite ballet of pigs?
A.
Swine Lake!

Q. What do you call fake pig news?
A. A lot of hogwash!

Q. Why did the farmer name his pig "Ink?"
A. Because it always ran out of the pen!

Q. Why did the farmer make the pigs do paperwork? A. Because it was grunt work!Q. What do pigs call the creatoin of the universe A. The Pig Bang!Q. What happened when the pig pen broke? A. They switched to a pencil!

Q. Which pig was the smartest in all of history?
A. Albert Ein-swine

Q. Which Star Wars character was actually a pig?
A. Ham Solo

Q. How do pigs write messages?
A. With invisible oink!

Q. How do you fit more pigs on a farm? A. Build a styscraper!Q. What do pig sailors yell when they stop the ship? A. Oinkers Aweigh!Q. Which sport was invented by pigs? A. Mud Wrestling!

Q. Which US president is a pig's favorite?
A. AbraHAM Lincoln!

Q. Why was the pig serving time in jail?
A. For being a swine-dler.

Q. What do you call a pig that weaves all over the highway?
A. A Road Hog!

Q. What is the number one pig pick-up line?
A. "Wanna be pen pals?"

Q. What did the pig say when a wolf grabbed his tail?
A. "That's the end of me!"

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