If
you didn't like that last painful cow pun, don't worry.
We've got lots of udder funny jokes.
Q.
What did the bored cow moo-an about in the morning?
A. It's just an udder day.
Q.
What happens when you talk to a cow at a dairy farm?
A. It goes in one ear and out the udder.
Q.
What does Elsie The Cow sigh every moorning?
A. It's just an udder day.
Bullish
Pick-Up Line: Hey Bessie,
I have a major horn on for you. |
Q.
Why did the lamb call the police?
A. He'd been fleeced!
Q.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody
cow?
A. An animal in a really baaaaad mooood!
Q.
Where do sheep go on vacation?
A. The Baahaamaas.
Did
you hear about the accountant who counted sheep in bed?
He made a miscount in the first hour and stayed awake all
night trying to figure it out.
Q.
What did the sheep say when she found a penny on the street?
A. That's better than mutton!
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The
new neighbor walked up to the dairy farmer with a jug of
milk saying, "I just milked your cow." The astounded
farmer replied, "Um, that's a bull!"
Q.
What do you call a bull who gives no milk?
A. Really pissed off.
Q.
Why wouldn't the other calves play with the little longhorn?
A. Because he was a bully!
Q.
What do you call a bull wearing a suit of armor?
A. Sir Loin.
Q.
What does a rancher call bad directions from a cow?
A. A bum steer. |