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Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground BeefMischievous Lambs Post Wooly Funny Videos on Ewe TubeScrambling for an egg joke, but I can't seem to whip one up.

Q. What do you call a cow with one leg?
A. Steak

Q. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A. A Wooly Good Jumper

Q. What happens when you drop a hand-gren-egg?
A. It egg-splodes!

Duck goes to a drug store to buy some Chapstick. Clerk asks: "Is that cash or credit?" Duck replies: "Just put it on my bill."Sir Lancelot had a bad dream about his horse. It was a knight mare.NASA just put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit. Missioin name: The Herd Shot 'Round the World

Q. Where did the duck go when he was sick?
A. To the duck-tor

Q. What do you call a horse that can't lose a race?
A. Sherbet.

Q. What are the spots on black and white cows?
A. Hol-stains.

Q. Where did the Psychiastrist eat lunch? A. Kentucky Freud ChickenCow Pun - Pasteurize: Too Far Too SeeQ. Why did the pig quit sun bathing? A. He was bacon in the heat!

Q. Why did the rooster go to KFC?
A. He wanted to see chickens strip.

Q. What happens when you talk to a cow?
A. It goes in one ear and out the udder.

Q. What is a pig's favorite color?
A. Mahogany!

Q. What happened when the cow  tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? A. Udder DestructionQ. What is it called when a sheep rustler escapes from jail? A. On the LamQ. What do you call a cow who gives no milk? A. A Bull

Q. What did the bored cow moo-an about in the morning?
A. It's just an udder day.

Q. What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A. An animal in a really baaaaad mooood!

Q. What do you call a bull who gives no milk?
A. Really pissed off.

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