Q.
What is it called when one cow spies on another cow?
A. A steak out.
Q.
What happens if a cow laughs too hard?
A. She cow-lapses!
Q.
What product does a cow clean her kitchen with?
A. Moo-p and Glow.
Cowboy
Chat Up Line: Hey gal,
I saw how you handled that mechanical bull, so I want to
let you know you can straddle me any time. |
Q.
How can you tell if your steak enjoys classical music?
A. It frequents the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie
Hall!
Q.
What is a cow's favorite rock band?
A. Mootley Crue.
Did
you know that cows like Marvin Gaye? Yes, I heard it through
the bovine.
Q.
What did the farmer get when he crossed maize with a cow?
A. Corned Beef.
Milky
Pick-Up Line: Hay girl,
have you ever milked a cow before? 'Cause your gonna need
a bucket for this too.
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Q.
What happened to that lost beef shipment?
A. Nobody's herd!
Q.
Where does a cow stay when she's on vacation?
A. At a moo-tel.
Q.
What do you call bovine leather that's been enhanced with
metal for added strength?
A. Iron ox-hide.
If
you didn't like that last painful cow pun, don't worry.
We've got lots of udder funny jokes. |