What is it called when one cow spies on another cow?
A. A steak out.
What happens if a cow laughs too hard?
A. She cow-lapses!
What product does a cow clean her kitchen with?
A. Moo-p and Glow.
Chat Up Line: Hey gal,
I saw how you handled that mechanical bull, so I want to
let you know you can straddle me any time.
How can you tell if your steak enjoys classical music?
A. It frequents the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie
What is a cow's favorite rock band?
A. Mootley Crue.
you know that cows like Marvin Gaye? Yes, I heard it through
Pick-Up Line: Hay girl,
have you ever milked a cow before? 'Cause your gonna need
a bucket for this too.
What happened to that lost beef shipment?
A. Nobody's herd!
Where does a cow stay when she's on vacation?
A. At a moo-tel.
What do you call bovine leather that's been enhanced with
metal for added strength?
A. Iron ox-hide.
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