Q.
What was the working title of The Three Little Pigs?
A. Pig Tails.
Q.
Why isn't there a pig superhero?
A. It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a phone
booth, plus there aren't any phone booths anymore.
Q.
Where do flying pigs go?
A. To Hogwarts. |
Q.
What is a great Halloween costume for a pig?
A. Frankenswine!
Q.
Where do pigs get together?
A. At the meet market.
Q.
Why wouldn't the sow allow her piglets to play with toads?
A. She was afraid they'd get hog warts.
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Q.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A. PIIIG!
Q.
What happens if you cross a pig and a politican?
A. Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't mess
with.
Q.
Why was the pig's daytime talkshow canceled?
A. Because he was a big boar. |