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Cow Pun: A man assaulted me with milk, cream, and butter. How Dairy!Horsing Around: If ya wanna make money as a comedian, you gotta have a cents of humor.Q. What do you call a cow eating grass? A. Lawn Moo-er

Q. Why did this cow jump over the moon?
A. The farmer had cold hands.

Q. How do you get a horse drunk?
A. Drink him under the stable

Q. What is it called when one cow spies on another cow?
A. A steak out

Q. How Do Chickens Dance? A. Chick to ChickQ. What do you call a cow who gives no milk? A. A Milk DudQ. How did the piglet with laryngitis feel? A. He was a little disgruntled!

Q. What do you call somebody who steals chicken?
A. Chicken Pot Pirate.

Q. What classic rock band is a favorite of cows?
A. Moo-dy Blues

Q. How do you get a sick pig to the hospital?
A. In a Hambulance!

Did you hear about the bones recently found on the moon? It seems the cow did not make it.Sheep Joke: When I finally figured out the secret to cloning, I was beside myself.Q. What do you call a cow who gives no milk? A. A Bum Steer

Q. How did the cow get to the moo-on?
A. She launched into udder space!

Q. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A. A Candy Baa

Q. How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
A. with a Cow-culator.

Farm Humor: An Expert Farmer is Outstanding in His FieldQ. Why do cows wear cowbells? A. Because their horns don't work!Gnome MacDonald, Bought the Farm.

Q. Why is it hard to keep secrets on a farm?
A. Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.

Q. Where do cows ride in the train?
A. The cow-boose

Q. When is a farmer a magician?
A. When he turns the cows into the pasture.

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