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Scrambling for an egg joke, but I can't seem to whip one up.
Q. why don't chickens like peo;le? A. They beat eggs!

Q. Why couldn't the chicken find her egg? A. Because she mislaid it.
Q. Which day of the week do chickens hate? A. Fry-Day!


Yolk Jokes, Chicken Egg Laying LOLs, Shelly Puns
Crack up over egg-centric chicken puns, hatched humor, eggshell grins and deviled egg jokes.

Egg Jokes, Cracked Egg Puns, Hen Humor
(Becaus Henhouse Jokes and Chic Brick Layer Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream When You're Being Egged On!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Bad egg jokes, spring chicken humor, and explosive hen-gren-egg puns ahead.
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Q. What did the bad chicken lay? a. A deviled egg!Q. What do you get when a hen lays an egg on top of a barn? A. A Chicken eggroll!Q. How did the chick disappoint his mother? A. He wasn't all he was cracked up to be!

A chicken and an egg walk into the bar at the same time. Bartender says, "Who's first?"

Q. What do you call a volume of punny jokes about eggs for chickens?
A. A yolk book.

Q. How do Painful Punsters prefer their eggs?
A. Funny side up!

Q. Why are these chicken egg jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A. Because the chickens are hatching them up now!

Q. Why did the chicken lay an egg on top of an axe?
A. She wanted to hatchet.

Q. Why do hens lay eggs?
A. Because if they dropped them, they'd break...

Q. How can you tell if your chicken is a comedian?
A. She tells funny yolks that crack you up.

Q. How did the egg win the race?
A. It really scrambled!

Q. Why did the egg hide?
A. Because it was a little chicken.

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up.

Q. What happened when the farmer mixed Pop Rocks into the chicken feed?
A. It caused a pop-ulation egg-splosion.

Patient: Doc, I think I'm a chicken.
Shrink: How long have you felt that way?
Patient: Ever since I came out of my shell.

Q. How do hens cheer for their team? A. They egg them on!Did you hear the joke about the broken egg? Yes, it cracked me up!Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken and a cement mixer? A. A brick layer!

Q. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. Neither. The rooster did.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. She thought it was an egg-cellent idea.

Q. What did the chick say to the rooster when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
A. Dad, look what mama-laid!

Q. Why can't you trust what clucking chickens say?
A. 'Cause they always eggs-aggerate.

Q. What are laying hens always looking for?
A. A little egg-sitement.

Q. What does a crazed, disoriented, dillusional, mixed up hen lay?
A. Scrambled eggs.

Q. Who does a chicken farmer call if he thinks his henhouse is haunted?
A. An egg-sorcist.

Q. What do you call a self-centered chicken with a big head?
A. An egg-o-maniac.

Poultry Point to Ponder: Are chicken egg jokes cheeper by the dozen?

Q. What do you call a chick that's come out of its shell?
A. An eggs-trovert.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the construction site?
A. She wanted to see a human lay a brick.

Q. Which kind of hen lays rectangular eggs?
A. The brick hen.

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken and a dog?
A. Pooched Eggs!

Q. Why did the blonde egg farmer move her hens to Hawaii?
A. 'Cause they have lots of leis there. DUH!

Q. Why can't you tease sensitive egg whites?
A. Because they can't take a yolk!

Q. What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day? A. Hen-durance!Q. Why do chickens hate Sundays? A Sunny side up!Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in winter? She was no spring chicken!

Q. What does a sneaky hen do?
A. Hatch up a plan.

Q. Whet did the raccoons do after they raided the henhouse?
A. They enjoyed their poached eggs.

Q. What do you get if yiu cross a lay hen with a monk?
A. Eggs Benedictine.

Q. What does a hen do after she's done laying today's egg?
A. Shell-ibrate.

Q. How do monsters like their eggs?
A. Terror-fried!

Q. What sort of humor do comedian chickens specialize in?
A. Funny Yolks.

Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a chicken with Satan?
A. Deviled eggs!

Q. Why did the coop keeper poach the naughty hen's lay?
A. To set an eggs-ample.

Q. How can you tell it's too hot in the henhouse?
A. The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

Q. Why did the poultry farmer always tell jokes to the hens?
A. He liked to egg them on.

Q. Who knows the most helpful tips about caring for backyard laying hens?
A. An eggs-spert.

Q. Where did the bad egg end up?
A. In a jail shell.

Q. What happens if a hen eats gunpowder? A. She lays hen gren-eggs!Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road? A. It was take your child to work day!Q. What do chickens study at school? A. Egg-onomics!

Q. What do you call the outside of a hen-grenade?
A. The bombshell.

Q. What happens when you drop a hand-gren-egg?
A. It egg-splodes!

Q. Which insurance company do egg farmers use for coop coverage?
A. Shell-ter.

Q. Who was the Frankenstein chicken's assistant?
A. Egg Gore.

Q. Why wasn't the stoner party hen successful at laying eggs?
A. 'Cause she was a crack head.

Q. Why was the name of Snow White's pet chicken?
A. Egg White.

Q. How do chicks leave the henhouse?
A. They use the eggs-it.

Q. What do you get if you cross a baby chick and an alley cat?
A. A Peeping Tom.

Q. What is the name of the hen that travels the world laying eggs at every destination?
A. Dora the egg-splorer.

Q. Who is the arch enemy of spring chickens?
A. The Easter Bunny, 'cause he steals their eggs and makes them boiling mad.

Q. What happened when the chick misbehaved at school?
A. She was egg-spelled.

Q. What do chicks do in school science class?
A. Egg-speriments.

Q. How do young chicks refer to school tests?
A. Eggs-aminations.

Q. Who was the author of the classic novel, Great Eggspectations?
A. Charles Chickens.

Q. What do you get when you breed a smart hen with a genius rooster?
A. Egg heads.

Q. What do hens know when to lay?
A. They have a built-in egg timer.

Q. Why is it so easy for chicks to talk? A. Talk is cheep!Q. What do chickens grow on? a. Eggplants!Q. which day of the week freaks out chickens? A. Fry Day!

Q. Which newspaper headline was obviously written by a chicken?
A. Eggs-tra! Eggs-tra! Read all about it!

Q. What does a lost and mixed up hen lay?
A. Scrambled eggs.

Q. Which annual spring event do chickens dread?
A. The Easter egg hunt.

Q. How do hens keep in touch with distant relatives?
A. They use shell phones.

Q. What did the sneaky devious chicken hatch up?
A. A shell of a plan.

Q. What do you call a chicken wearing a shell outfit?
A. An egg.

Q. How can you tell if a chicken is a survivalist?
A. She lays pickled eggs.

Q. Which pedal do rooster racecar drivers favor?
A. The egg-celerator.

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken with an ostritch?
A. Jumbo Grade A eggs.

Q. What do you call a hen laying contest?
A. An eggs-travaganza.

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken have a high-speed collision while crossing the road?
A. Ham and eggs.

Q. How do you know chickens have been to the beach?
A. You find eggshells in the sand!

Q. What does the top egg-producing hen pray at night?
A. Now I lay me down to sleep.

Q. Why did the farmer g axe the hen that laid tough eggs?
A. 'Cause eggers can't be chewsy.

Q. Where do good eggs go when they die?
A. To Heav-hen.

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