Q.
Which goose has the best pick-up lines?
A. Hey girl, it's Ryan Gosling.
Q.
Who brokered the peace treaty that stopped the fighting
between rival gander gangs?
A. The Truce Goose.
A
guy went goose hunting in Colorado the other day. Once they
started flying, he knew the game was up.
Q.
Why did a flock of migrating geese land near the summit
of Lookout Mountain above Denver?
A. 'Cause they liked the bird's-eye-view.
Q.
Which notorious serial killer preys on goslings?
A. Smother Goose.
Q.
What is the goose equivalent to The Ugly Duckling?
A. The Homely Grossling. |
Q.
How do geese describe a day when everything is going fine?
A. Honky dory.
Q.
Why are constipated geese so rude?
A. They just don't give a crap.
A
blonde looked up to watch the honking geese flying above.
Suddenly a goose pooped. So, the blonde said, "Good thing
I had my mouth open, or that would have hit me in the face!"
Q.
What is a goose's favorite letter of the alphabet?
A. V.
Q.
What do vets call a young goose wrapped in a bandage?
A. A gauze-ling.
Q.
What do you call a fruity gander?
A. Goose Barry.
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Two
geese were watching a guy wash his car. One goose says to
the other, "If he doesn't finish soon, I'll poop mys elf."
Q.
What do you call a young goose that farts?
A. Gasling.
Q.
Why didn't the goose in Denver think he'd be a suspect in
the Wash Park crime?
A. 'Cause he thinks his shit don't stink.
Q.
What is the favorite color of drunken geese in France?
A. Grey Goose.
Q.
What do you call a runaway gosling?
A. A goose on the loose.
Q.
How do ganders feel about cold Painful
gosling Puns?
A. They get goose bumps just thinking about 'em.
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