Q.
Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?
A. Because men are pigs!
Q.
Why can't you play basketball with pigs?
A. Because they're too short and they always hog the ball.
Q.
What do hammy pigs like to do?
A. Squeal the spotlight!
Q.
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
A. In a hog cabin. |
Q.
What's the difference between curing bird flu and swine
flu?
A. With bird flu you need tweetment and with swine flu,
you need oinkment.
Q.
How do you get a sick pig to the hospital?
A. In a Hambulance!
Q.
Why don't pigs ever recover from an illness?
A. Because you have to kill them before you can cure them!
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Q.
What do you call it when a sow takes off her clothes?
A. Bacon strips!
Q.
What do pigs put on pancakes?
A. Hog Cabin Syrup!
Q.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A. A slow pork!
Q.
Was the lady pig a good farmer?
A. She was just sow sow... |