Q.
What did one sheep say to another?
A. I love ewe!
Q.
Where do sheep go on vacation?
A. The Baahaamaas.
Q.
What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?
A. A cloud.
Q.
What does every overly ambitious sheep want?
A. To wool the world.
Q.
Why was the lamb arrested on the freeway?
A. Because she did a ewe turn. |
Q.
What did the pig do after the farmer said, "Hogwash?"
A. Took a bath.
Q.
How are some farmers cruel?
A. They pull corn by the ears!
Q.
Why did the farmer plow his field with a steam roller?
A. He wanted mashed potatoes.
Q.
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
A. He tractor down.
Grain
farmers have a tough life. They barley survive wheat to
wheat.
Pick
Up a Farmer Line: Hey big fella, you are one fine piece
of acreage. |
Q.
What did the goose say when it was cold?
A. Brrrd!
Q.
Where do bird royalty live?
A. At Duckingham Palace.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a chicken and a duck?
A. A bird that lays down!
Q.
What do ducks and geese like about the great outdoors?
A. Debris!
Q.
What does a water fowl farmer call an escaped bird?
A. A Loose Goose! |