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Hulk Asks: What do you call a clip of a macho guy that spreads online? A. A virile video!q. What type of photos do brains post at Facebook? A. Cell-fies!Green Alien Says: I can tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday!

Social media factoid: Being popular at Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at the mental hospital.

Q. Why is The Hulk such a good Internet gardener?
A. He always backs up his sage! And, he bides his thyme on Twitter.

Q. How do you know your addiction to Twitter has gone too far?
A. The FBI is looking for you because you're a dangerously funny Serial Twitter!

Q. How is Facebook like prison?
A. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on the wall, and you get poked by guys you hardly know!

My Facebook password had been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat. Dog8.1 isn't amused, either.

Now that selfies have become so common, my feed is pretty much Me, Myself, and I. I guess that's why Irene unfriended me?

Social media factoid: Facebook is the best way for anti-social people to have a social life.

You're never truly over somebody until you finally stop checking their Facebook updates.

Q. Why should you follow breweries on Instagram?
A. For the double tap.

Golden Rule of Social Media: Tweet others the way you want to be Tweeted.

Q. Why did all the photos at Batman's party come out dark? A. Twitter censored!Q. Why do aliens monitor Twitter? A. For the blunt banter!Q. Why don't Cybermen have many Twitter followers? A. They de-tweet them all!

A frazzled guy goes to his doctor and says, "I have an addiction to Twitter."
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I'm not following."

Q. How do you know you're addicted to Twitter?
A. Your friends and followers ambushed you with a Twitter-vention!

The truth is out there. Does anybody at Twitter have the URL?

Q. Which Earthling social media post drew the most aliens to the planet?
A. Star Trek: The Motion Twitter.

Q. How do you know you're a Twitter addict?
A. Y
ou're there 'til the Twitter End.

Q. Why didn't the Cyberman have many Twitter followers?
A. Because he kept referring to them as "Twits."

Q. How do you know you're a Twitter addict?
A. Because 101 tweeps tweeted you about this page – this morning!

Q. Why don't Cybermen have many Facebook friends? A. They delete them all!Tweet Birdies: Gloating on social media after a good round of golfQ. What do you call if when a prisoner takes his own mug shot? A. A cellfie!

Q. Why is Facebook a great place for loners?
A. Because it's the only site where they can talk to a wall and not be considered a loser!

Social media point to ponder: What do Facebook employees do at work to waste time?

Q. How do you know you're addicted to Twitter?
A. You only use Facebook when the Twitter servers are down!

Q. What do you call a photo update to clarify your last social media post?
A.
Later-Gram.

Q. Where can you post intentionally non-specific posts on social media?
A. Vaguebook.

Q. How do you know you're addicted to Twitter?
A. You call call girlfriend "Tweetard" and she's Twitterrific with that.

Q. What did a Cyberman searh for online? A. Dalek symbols!Q. Which website divulges secrets of the Galactic Empire? A. Wookieeleaks!Q. Why did the Doctor surf the Net? A. He was looking for the Cyberman!

Q. What do you call 18-year-olds using dating apps?
A. Tinder Tots!

When Facebook starts showing how many times you've visited somebody's profile, we're all in big trouble!

Q. What did the black widow spider do online?
A.
She built a dating web site.

Q. How can you tell you're addicted to Facebook?
A. You visit sites that list reasons you're addicted to Facebook.

Q. What do some Facebook users feed their kids at lunch time?
A. Instagram Crackers.

Google+ was the gym of the Internet. Everybody joined, but nobody ever used it.

Q. Which website know everything about the Galactic Empire? A. Wookiepedia!ET Says: I think Mondays were invented to punish us for all of the fun we had over the weekend!Q. Why don't blondes take their phone into the bathroom? A. They don't want to share their IP address!

Q. What happened when hackers shut down Twitter for a day?
A. Users had to go back to communicating the old fashioned way: Facebook.

To err is human. To blab it all over social media is even more so.

Q. Why did the guy follow the local fence company on Facebook?
A. Because they didn't have enough posts!

Q. Whathappened when two webmasters met?
A. It was love at first site!

When I was a kid, my favorite social network was called Outdoors.

Funny social media quote:
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3, it should default to "unstable." – Unknown

Social Media Point to Ponder: If Twitter relocated to San Diego, would we call it SoCal Media instead?

Q. What do you call a life partner you found on the Internet?
A. Wife i

Q. Why did the blonde stop using Tinder?
A. She wasn't anti-social, she just wasn't user friendly!

Q. Why don't zombies like social media?
A. Because most of their followers are mindless!

Did you hear about the chef's new page at Facebook? He's got a tasteful Thyme-line.

Q. How do you know you're a Twitter addict?
A. You already checked your Twitter account three times before finishing this page of social media jokes!

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