Where does a spider poop?
A. Web-ever it wants.
blonde looked up to watch a bird flying above. Suddenly
the bird pooped. So, the blonde said, "Good thing I
had my mouth open, or that would have hit me in the face!"
How can you tell if your aquarium has extra bubbles because
your clown fish just farted?
A. It smells funny.
What do reporters call a news story about dog sh*t?
A. A Poop Scoop.
Why does Piglet smell so bad?
A. Because he likes to play with Pooh!
What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?
A. Puss 'n Toots.
birds were watching a guy wash his car. One bird says to
the other, "If he doesn't finish soon, I'll poop myself."
What does your dog say when you ask him to produce a feces
specimen for the vet?
A. It's the least I could doo.
Do bee farts stink?
A. No, they sting.
What did the alien say to the cat?
A. Take me to your litter!
Which snack do dogs prefer while watching a crappy movie
with their human?
one more animal sewage joke, but we're going to leave it
out because the punch line really stinks.