| Q.
What did the cannibal order for lunch?
A. Pizza with everyone on it.
Q.
How do you know if an Italian chef loves you?
A. He steals a pizza your heart.
Q.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
A. Sorry, but I'm just too mature for you.
Did
you hear about the pizzeria chef who had mushroom for improvement?
He was a fungi, but of questionable morel character.
Q.
What's the difference between pizza and your opinion?
A. I asked for the pizza.
Q.
How are music producers and a pizzeria business alike?
A. Both make dough from mixers.
Cheesy
Pizza Jokes To Go: They're all about delivery. |
Q.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to the pizza parties?
A. Because he's such a fungi.
Q.
Did the hyphen add pepper on its pizza?
A. Yes, but just a dash.
Q.
How did the food company come up with the best pizza sauce
recipe?
A. They gathered raw data they could pour over.
Pizza
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
are you craving a Chicago deep dish? 'Cause I'd gladly give
you a pizza 'dis dick.
Q.
Which cheesy movie is the favorite of pizza?
A. Pie Hard.
Customer:
Waiter, this pepperoni tastes funny.
Waiter: Then, why aren't you laughing?
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Q.
Why did everybody think the pepperoni pizza was flirting?
A. Because it was so saucy.
I
like to party, and by party I mean stay in and
order pizza.
When
I'm alone and order pizza, I yell "Pizza's Here"
so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a loser.
Q.
How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?
A. Remove the pizza delivery sign.
Q.
What does a chicken order on her pizza?
A. Eggs-tra Cheese!
Q.
What is a pizza chef's favorite song?
A. Slice, Slice Baby.
Q.
What did dinosaurs near Mt. Vesuvius put on their pies?
A. Pizza saurus. |
