Did you hear about the hamburger that was murdered? First it was rolled, then it was smothered in onions.

Q. Why did the new gourmet burger restaurant owner invite the warehouse staff to lunch?
A. He heard they have good pallets.

Q. Why was the food truck parked on the side of the road?
A. To curb hunger.

Q. Waiter, is it possible to make a hamburger do the hula?
A. Yes, order a burger and a shake!

Beefy BBQ Point to Ponder: Why isn't there a chain of Elvis Presley steak houses? The slogan would be: For people who love meat tender.

Q. Which side dish do chemists like to order for lunch?
A. Anion rings.

Q. Do they serve hamburgers in Transylvania?
A. Only very rarely.

Q. Do hamburgers make good vampires?
A. No, because they often end up in ghoulash situations!

Q. Where does the ruler of the land of thieves like to eat lunch?
A. Burglar King.

Q. How far can a hamburger go in school?
A. It can go to cowledge where it can get 450 degrees.

Q. Which two hamburgers are royalty?
A. Sir Loin and Burger King.

Q. How does the man in the moon eat his hamburgers?
A. On satellite dishes.

Q. What does an astronaut request on his fast food sandwich?
A. Launch meat.

Q. In which school subjects might the teacher say, "Well Done, Hamburgers?"
A. Meatyeval History and Meat-thematics.

Q. How does a hamburger acquire good tastes?
A. With a little seasoning.

Q. How can you tell that a hamburger enjoys classical music?
A. It frequents the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

Q. What do cats call mice on skateboards?
A. Meals on Wheels!

To this day, the kid that used to bully me at school takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great hamburgers.

Q. Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?
A. No, fingers should be eaten separately!

Q. How can you tell if hamburgers have a high I.Q.?
A. They loin fast.

Boutique Burger Trivia: Back in the 1960s, there was a very colorful eatery called the Psycho-Deli!

Q. How do we know hamburgers love young people?
A. They're pro-teen!

Fast Burger Joint Pick-Up Line: Hey Patty, did you see what's new on the menu? Me-N-U!

Q. How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?
A. They chew the fat.

Q. When can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
A. After they have a very frank relationship.

Q. What did they do with the hamburger who thought is was a rooster?
A. Cook-a-doodle-do.

Q. Why did Tom gobble his burger so fast?
A. He wanted to eat as much as possible before he lose his appetite.

When two egotists meet for a fast food lunch, it's an I for an I.

Q. What is it called when you cut up a long hero sandwich into several pieces?
A. A sub-division.

Due to inclement weather, the sandwich shop wrapped up early Windsday night!

Q. What did the hamburger say when told that most people like frankfurters better?
A. Hot Dog!

Q. How did the jury find the hamburger?
A. Grill-ty as Charred!

I wanted to take home the leftovers from the burger BBQ, but somebody else foiled my plans.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cheetah and a hamburger?
A. Fast Food!

Q. Where do cowboy burger cooks feel right at home?
A. On the range.

Q. Are hamburgers male or female?
A. Male, because they are boygers, not grillgers.

Q. What spoiled the Labor Day backyard burger barbecue?
A. When the mosquitoes next door dropped by for a bite.

Q. What did the crusty old chef say to chew out the new guy?
A. You used so much thyme Dr. Who arrived in the TARDIS to save us all!

Q. What did the tech guy call a drive-in burger joint server?
A. A car hop.

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