Funny Fruit Puns, Fruit Jokes, Ripe Humor 2

Funny Fruit Puns, Fruity Humor, Fruit Jokes
(Because Non-GMO Fruit Fights Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in the Produce Aisle or Farmer's Market!)

Q. What do you get if you cross a jogger and an apple?
A. Puff pastry!

Q. Which dessert is a king's favorite?
A. Apple pie ala moat.

Q. Which kind of fruit has a short temper?
A. A crab apple.

Did you miss that one on the state driver's license written exam, too?

Q. How did the watermelon farmer feel after getting a blue ribbon at the county fair?
A. Like a melon bucks!

Q. How do you fix a broken fruit garden?
A. With a strawberry patch.

Q. Why did the banana go out with a lemon?
A. Because it couldn't find a date.

Q. Where do bananas go to learn to be sweet?
A. Sundae School.

Q. Which kind of key opens a banana?
A. A monkey!

Q. Where do plastic citrus fruit live?
A. Orange County!

Q. Which kind of citrus fruit do sailors like best?
A. Navel oranges!

Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.

Q. Which kind of fruit teases you a lot?
A. Ba na-na-na-na.

Q. Why did the melon go out with a fig?
A. He couldn't find a date.

Q. What crime was the watermelon thief convicted of?
A. Melony Theft.

Q. Why didn't anybody ask the strawberry to the prom?
A. It was past her sell by date.

Q. Where did Paul McCartney get his favorite fruit?
A. Strawberry Fields.

Q. Which kind of melon can change colors at will?
A. A Chamelon!

Q. Which school subject is the fruitiest?
A. History, because it's full of dates.

Q. Why did the lemon hide from the bully?
A. Because it was yellow.

Q. Why did the guy lose his job at the lemon ade company?
A. He just couldn't concentrate!

Q. How do you make a lemon drop?
A. Hold it up high, and then let go.

A lemon walks into a bar. Bartender looks him over and says, "You know, I like you. You've got a lot of a peel."

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted!

Q. What's inside an apple that is an avid reader?
A. A bookworm!

Q. Who makes the best apple pies?
A. Granny Smith.

Q. How did the investor know Apple stock would go up?
A. He had in cider information!

Q. Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
A. It ran out of juice!

Q. How can you help an injured citrus fruit?
A. Give it a little lemon aid.

Q. Why do citrus fruits dislike algebra?
A. Because they always compare apples to oranges.

Q. What did the woman say to her dog, Barry, after he dug up her fruit patch?
A. "That's the last straw, Barry!"

Went to the grocery store today for lemons and apples, but they didn't have any. It was a fruitless trip!

Q. Why did the single strawberry go out with a fig?
A. It couldn't find a date.

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