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Pork Poetry: Dear Luau Pig, Hot coals are red, gas flames
are blue, but when it comes to meat, all I want is you.
Q.
What do pigs like on their Chinese food?
A. Sooey sauce.
Q.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
A. He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Q.
Why were the boneless pork chops in the refrigerator embarrassed?
A. They saw the salad dressing.
Q.
Which dish is served to royalty on special occasions?
A. Pork crown roast.
Q.
Why did the skeleton go to the butcher shop?
A. To pick up a spare rib.
Q.
What can beat any burger at golf?
A. A links sausage! |
Q.
What do elves love to barbeque?
A. Short ribs.
Q.
Why was the guy at the meat packing plant fired?
A. For bringing home the bacon.
Q.
What is a pork ribs eater's favorite song lyric?
A. "My grill, talking 'bout my grill, my grill."
Q.
Who did not write the book, Healthy Lunch Bites?
A. Chris P. Bacon.
Q.
Which tasty dish did the dentist order for dinner?
A. Pork choppers.
Q.
How can a pregnant woman tell she's carrying a future lawyer?
A. She has uncontrollable cravings for bologna.
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Q. What is a pork chop lover's favorite song lyric?
A. "Is it meat you're looking for?"
Q.
Why did the skeleton go to the rural barbeque?
A. To get some country-style ribs.
Q.
What does a vacuum cleaner eat up on special occasions?
A. Suck-ling pig.
Q.
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A. He just felt like bacon.
Slogan
at the local meat market: A good butcher knows how to
handle his pork.
Q.
What do cast members call the cheesy actor that the director
just fired?
A. Canned ham.
Q.
Why did the guy refuse to eat pork?
A. He just didn't have the chops for it. |
