| A
new study on obesity is looking for a larger test group
to add to their growing body of research.
Q.
What did the guy, who had put on some pounds, say to the
other hikers?
A. Weight up!
If
you change the color of your food, are you on a dye-it?
The
fad dieter ate everything with prickly pears, but now he's
only eating foods with sorghums.
Q.
What was the cause of the old yoyo dieter's death?
A. After a lot of ups and downs, she just waisted away.
Do
low carb diets really go against the grain?
Old
dieters never die, they just waist away. |
Q.
Why should you go to the paint store if your on a diet?
A. You can get thinner there.
Weighty
Moan of the Day: This new diet is wearing me thin.
Q.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
A. All her food is potion-controlled.
Dieting
Wisdom of the Day: If you want to gain weight, get pizza
to-go. If you're trying to lose weight, get your
pizza to go away.
Q.
What do you call a guy who's abandoned his diet?
A. A Desserter!
Q.
What is a stable diet?
A. Oats.
Dinosaur
Cuisine Point to Ponder: Why is the Paleo Diet so popular,
condisering how it wotked out for the dinosaurs?
|
The
shy dietician who had to give a speech about going vegetarian
was very omnivorous about it.
Q.
Why did the frustrated blonde dieter refuse to swallow her
pride?
A. 'Cause the last thing she needs right now is even more
empty calories. Duh!
Did
you hear about the diet clinic that is successful that it
will take your breadth away?
Q.
What is one of the biggest drawbacks of a polar bear's diet?
A. Brain freeze.
Dieting
Tip of the Day: Always remember that stressed spelled
backward is desserts.
Q.
How did the old dieter die?
A. She just waisted away. |
