Q. What does Dracula like for dessert?
A. Leeches and ice scream.
What does a chef call a dessert pastry topped by fresh lawn
A. Pie ala mowed!
What is an electrician's favorite flavor of ice cream?
in a dairy store:
You can't beat our milk, but you can lick our ice cream.
Why did the Good Humor man's ice cream truck break down?
A. Because of the rocky road.
How do hot air balloonists eat their ice cream?
A. In floats.
What do you call a person who can sit on ice cream and tell
you what flavor it is?
A. A smart ass!
What do you call a guy who's abandoned his No Cone Diet?
A. A Desserter!
What is this fly doing on my ice cream sundae?
Waiter: Sir, I believe it's skiing.
Why do we eat ice cream, cake, cookies and sweets when we're
A. Because Stressed spelled backward is Desserts!
What do Ben and Jerry get from an Alaskan cow?
A. Ice Cream.
Where do milkshakes come from?
A. Nervous cows.