book never written: How To Win the Olympics by
Why couldn't the olympian listen to music?
A. Because he broke the record!
book never written: The Olympic Trials by Will
Why won't Cinderella ever medal at the Olympics?
A. She has a pumpkin for a coach, plus she runs away
from the ball.
pick-up line: You must be a track
star because you've been running through my mind all day!
only exercise I've done this month is running out of money.
Wisecrack: Remember, your brain needs exercise, too. So,
spend lots of time thinking up excuses not to work out.
pick-up line: Hey girl, let's
you realize that Dr. Frankenstein was actually the first
pun readers suffer in agony, as well. Ouch!
What did the blonde runner drink when she was in last place?
you hear about the blonde marathon runner who ran for an
hour, but only ran two feet? Well, Duh! She only had two
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
A. Adam. He was the first in the human race.