Tip of the Day: If you walk into a bar dressed as a tennis
ball, you'll be served right away.
Which state has the most tennis players?
How can you tell your tennis opponent isn't happy with your
A. He keeps returning it!
How does a tennis publicity master impress the crowd?
A. He hits overheads, 'cause then every point will be a
What do you call it when a tennis player hasn't lost a single
match to an opponent?
A. All set to win.
yes, gnomes on the move are always trying to get
to first base with the ladies.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
A. Homer Simpson.
How can a ballplayer pitch a winning game without throwing
A. By only throwing strikes!
Laugh of the Day: A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender
throws him out.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
A. Catch ya later!
Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he pitches?
A. If he raised both, he'd fall down!
Why did the vampire strike out?
A. He used the wrong bat!
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
A. 'Cause they needed a little team spirit.
Fan: Have you ever seen a line drive?
Blonde Baseball Fan: No, but I have seen a baseball
Why did the baseball team hire a piano tuner?
A. Because he had perfect pitch.
What happened when the home team was up 10-0?
A. The fans at the baseball stadium were having a field