| Q.
Which great baseball player loved fireplaces?
A. Mickey Mantle.
Q.
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
A. Because it was the wurst on the team.
Q.
Why did the bakery hire a former baseball pitcher?
A. 'Cause he really knew how to handle the batter!
Q.
What does a baseball player do after he's lost his eyesight?
A. He becomes an umpire.
Q.
How can the coach tell the fans are unhappy with the pitcher?
A. 'Cause they're singing: Take him out of the ballpark.
Q.
How is baseball like a waffle?
A. Both need a good batter.
Q.
Why was the chicken taken out of the baseball game?
A. For persistant fowl balls. |
Q.
Why don't they play baseball in the jungle?
A. Because there are so many cheetahs there!
Q.
Where do coal miners play baseball?
A. In the minor leagues.
Q.
Why was second base so sad?
A. Because it knew it would never be first.
Q.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball
Player?
A. Ben Schwarmer.
Q.
What did the player on the Bumblebee baseball team say after
crossing home plate?
A. Hive Scored!
Baseball
Umpire Pick-Up Line: Hey
girl, I'd really like to ball you!
A
guy at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting
bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him!
Q.
Why couldn't fans get any soda pop at the double header
in 1965?
A. Because the home team lost the opener.
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Q.
Why does it take longer to run from second base to third
base than it does to run from first base to second?
A. Because there's a short stop in between.
Q.
Where do shortstops go to dance after winning the game?
A. The Base Ball.
Baseball
Point to Ponder: Why is it called the World Series if only
North American teams play in it?
Q.
How can a ballplayer pitch a winning game without throwing
a ball?
A. By only throwing strikes!
Q.
Why do professional singers make great baseball players?
A. Because they have perfect pitch!
Q.
What sport do gnomes play during the summer?
A. Little League Baseball.
Q.
What position did the gnome play on the baseball team?
A. Shortstop. |
