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Warning: Proceed at your own pace. Backcourt Humor Violations, Buzzer Beater Puns, and Alley Oops Ahead.
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Q. What did March say about the madness? A. What's all that bracket?Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A. She heard the ref was blowing fowls!Did you hear about the new show about basketball? It's called Hooper Natural!

Q. Where do basketball players get their coffee?
A. At Dunkin' Donuts!

Q. Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
A. He wanted to learn how to make baskets.

Q. Why is basketball the messiest sport?
A. Because the players dribble all over the court.

Q. What do you call a pig who never passes the basketball?
A. A ball hog.

Q. What kind of stories are told by basketball players?
A. Tall Tales!

Q. Why do basketball players like donuts?
A. Because they love to dunk them.

Q. What do you call a basketball player that misses dunks? A. Alley Whoops!Q. What is a pirate's favorite basketball move? A. The Hook Shot!Q. What part of a sports arena is never the same? A. The Changing Room!

Q. Why are frogs so good at basketball?
A. Because they always make jump shots.

Q. Why did the basketball player go to jail?
A. Because he shot the ball!

Q. Which animals are best at basketball?
A. Score-pions!

Q. What kind of cheese likes to shoot hoops? A. Swish Cheese!Gold Medal Asks: Which days of the week are the strongest? A. Saturday & Sunday. The rest are week days!Q. Why did the chicken's coach cross the basketball court? A. It heard the referee calling fowls!

Q. What does a basketball player say when he misses?
A. Shoot!

Q. Why are spiders such great basketball players?
A. Because they're all eight-footers!

Q. What is the difference between a basketball player and a dog?
A. One dribbles and the other drools.

Gold Medal Says: Happy Won-Day!The lazy trainer just sits around doing nothing. He's such a couch potato!Gold Medal Says: Happy Win's Day!

Q. Why was the basketball court all wet?
A. The players were all dribbling.

Q. Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
A. Because they're always dribbling.

Q. Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
A. Ghoul tending.

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