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Basketball Player Jokes, Swish Puns, NBA Humor
(Because Short Basketball Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for NBA Rebound Fans at the Free Throw Line!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Pace! Backcourt humor violations, buzzer beater puns, and alley oops ahead.
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Q. What did March say about the madness? A. What's all that bracket?Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A. She heard the ref was blowing fowls!Did you hear about the new show about basketball? It's called Hooper Natural!

Q. Where do basketball players get their coffee?
A. At Dunkin' Donuts!

Q. Why do college basketball players get so excited when the make it to the last hole in golf?
A. 'Cause they love the final fore!

Hoops Point to Ponder: If you're no longer addicted to basketball, does that mean you've rebounded?

Hooped-Up Hookup Line: Hey bae, do you enjoy basketball? 'Cause I'm on the rebound.

Basketball Player Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, do you play hoops? 'Cause you are the center of my attention.

Q. Why is basketball the messiest sport?
A. Because the players dribble all over the court.

Q. What do you call a pig who never passes the basketball?
A. A ball hog.

Q. Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
A. He wanted to learn how to make baskets.

Q. What does a hunter do with a basketball?
A. He shoots it.

Hoops Hookup Line: Hey bae, if you were a basketball, I could drive you and lay you up.

Q. What kind of stories are told by basketball players?
A. Tall Tales!

Q. Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
A. They all tested positive for WD-40!

Q. Which superhero is the best at basketball?
A. Spider-Man, because he has the best fade-away.

Basketball Player Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, I'd like to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your hoop.

Q. Why do basketball players like donuts?
A. Because they love to dunk them.

Q. What do you call a basketball player that misses dunks? A. Alley Whoops!Q. What is a pirate's favorite basketball move? A. The Hook Shot!Q. What part of a sports arena is never the same? A. The Changing Room!

Q. What does a basketball player say after he missed the shot?
A. Shoot!

Q. Why are frogs so good at basketball?
A. Because they always make jump shots.

Q. Why was the blonde basketball player sitting on the bench doodling chickens?
A. 'Cause the coach asked her to draw fowls.

Today's Hoops Point to Ponder: If there was a basketball arena on top of the Supreme Court building, would that be the highest court in the land?

Basketball Player Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, are you a hoops fan? 'Cause you've got the basket and I've got the balls.

Q. What is it called when a famous basketball player from Boston terrorizes you in the ocean?
A. A Shaq Attack!

Q. Why did the basketball player go to jail?
A. Because he shot the ball!

Q. Which Star Wars character is the best basketball player?
A. Kobe Wan-Obi.

Q. Why was the basketball court so slippery?
A. Because all the players were dribbling on it.

Q. What is it called when two guys play basketball south of the border?
A. Juan on Juan.

Q. Which player was known as the poet of basketball?
A. Longfellow.

Q. Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
A. 'Cause they're always traveling.

Q. Which animals are best at basketball?
A. Score-pions!

Q. What do you get if you cross a basketball and a snake?
A. A bouncing baby boa!

Q. Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
A. 'Cause they know how to shoot, steal, and run.

Q. What kind of cheese likes to shoot hoops? A. Swish Cheese!Gold Medal Asks: Which days of the week are the strongest? A. Saturday & Sunday. The rest are week days!Q. Why did the chicken's coach cross the basketball court? A. It heard the referee calling fowls!

Q. What does a basketball player say when he misses?
A. Shoot!

Q. What did the triangle defense say to the basketball?
A. You are pointless.

Hoops Groan of the Day: A guy handed a basketball to a blind guy. When he handed it back later, he said: "Thanks, that was quite an interesting read."

Q. What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A. A bawl club.

Q. Why do fish make bad basketball players?
A. 'Cause they're afraid of the net.

Q. Why are spiders such great basketball players?
A. Because they're all eight-footers!

Q. What do you call a caveman basketball player who missed the dunk?
A. Alley Hoops.

Q. How are scrambled eggs like a losing basketball team?
A. They've both been beaten.

Q. Why did the anti-vax basketball team lose all their games?
A. Because they don't believe in taking shots.

Q. Why is it so hard for basketball players to conceive a child?
A. Because they always dribble before they shoot.

Q. Why was another basketball player sitting on the sideline sketching chickens?
A. He was learning how to draw fowls.

Q. Which violation to ghosts get called for most often in basketball?
A. Ghoul tending.

Q. What is the difference between a basketball player and a dog?
A. One dribbles and the other drools.

Q. Why was Cinderella booted off the basketball team?
A. 'Cause she kept running away from the ball.

Q. Why was the chicken taken out of the basketball game?
A. For persistant fowl play.

Gold Medal Says: Happy Won-Day!The lazy trainer just sits around doing nothing. He's such a couch potato!Gold Medal Says: Happy Win's Day!

Q. What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
A. Hive Scored!

Q. Why was the basketball court all wet?
A. The players were all dribbling.

Q. Why couldn't the talented basketball player listen to music in 1969?
A. 'Cause he broke the record!

Q. Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
A. To a basket ball.

Basketball Player Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, do you ref during the playoffs? 'Cause you look like you could swallow a whistle.

Q. What did the jury have when a basketball player testified at trial?
A. Court-side seats.

Q. Why did Canadian meteorolgists lose to the American meteorologists in the basketball tournament?
A. 'Cause it was unfair in height! OUCH!

Q. Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
A. Because they're always dribbling.

Q. What do basketball players call their first meal of the day?
A. Fast breaks.

Basketball Player Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, should I take it to the hole, or should I take it to the rack?

Q. What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
A. Time passes!

Q. What does a basketball player do after he's lost his eyesight?
A. He becomes a referee.

Q. What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
A. Mad hops.

Basketball Player Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, I'm a great ball handler. How 'bout you?

Q. Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
A. Ghoul tending.

Q. Why didn't the basketball team have a website?
A. 'Cause they couldn't manage three Ws in a row.

Q. What time is it when a basketball team chases a baseball team?
A. 9:05. (Five After Nine)

Q. Which Star Wars character is the best basketball player?
A. Kobe Wan-Obi.

Hoops Hookup Line: Hey bae, if you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want you all to myself.

Q. If basketball players get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
A. Missle toe.

Q. Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
A. The New York Old Saint Knicks.

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