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The baseball team's winning streak continued won by won!Q. Why is Bruce Wayne so good at baseball? A. Because he's Batman!Q. Why did the pastry chef hire a pitcher? A. Because he knew how to handle the batter!

A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him!

Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?

Baseball pick-up line: Hey girl, I'd really like to mitt you!

Q. Where do baseball players wash up?
A. In the bat tub.

Q. What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
A. Both are serious sluggers!

A book never written: How To Be A Better Baseball Player by Ben Schwarmer.

Q. Why don't baseball players join unions?
A. They don't like to be called out on strike.

Q. Why do the ladies love baseball?
A. Because diamonds are a girl's best friend!

Q. Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
A. It just wasn't getting any hits.

Q. What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? A. Babe Root!Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? A. Every night he turns into a bat!If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment!

Q. Why are frogs great outfielders?
A. Because they never miss a fly!

Q. Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
A. The Umpire Strikes Back

Q. Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
A. Homer Simpson.

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...

Q. Why don't matches play baseball?
A. Because one strike, and they're out!

Q. What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
A. One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.

The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye!The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs!Q. What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game? A. The Champire!

Q. Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
A. The batter.

Q. What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
A. Sliders.

Q. How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
A. They touch base every once in a while.

Q. Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
A. He knew he had a chest protector.

Q. What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A. A double header!

Q. What happens if you read too many baseball jokes?
A. You're left in stitches.

When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up!"Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs!When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?

Q. What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A. A fly swatter!

Q. Why are some umpires fat?
A. Because they always clean the plate.

And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.

Q. What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
A. Catch ya later!

Q. What are the rules in zebra baseball?
A. Three stripes, and you're out!

Q. Why were there cows on the baseball field?
A. Because they were looking for the bullpen!

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