Q.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A. A fly swatter!
Q.
Why are some umpires fat?
A. Because they always clean the plate.
Q.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A. A Dino-Score!
Q.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
A. After all the fans have left.
Q.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
A. Both make fowl calls.
Q.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
A. Square root for the home team.
Q.
Why was the baseball team's batter so popular with the fans?
A. Because he reached first, second, and third on a regular
bases.
Q.
Who was the most famous corn baseball player?
A. Ty Cob.
Q.
Why was the baseball player fired?
A. 'Cause he just didn't catch on. |
And
yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base
with the ladies.
Q.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado
Rockies, World Series Champs?
A. Ben Whayten.
Q.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
A. Catch ya later!
Q.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
A. Home plates.
Q.
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
A. Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
Q.
Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he pitches?
A. If he raised both, he'd fall down!
Q.
Why were the kids able to play an impromptu game of baseball?
A. 'Cause there were plenty of gloves on hand.
Q.
Which baseball strategy uses a pine-tarred bat?
A. A sticky bunt |
Q.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
A. Three stripes, and you're out!
Q.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
A. Because they were looking for the bullpen!
Major
League Point to Ponder: Thou shall not steal, except
in baseball!
Q.
How can you tell if an ambidextrous baseball player is bisexual
as well?
A. He swings both ways.
Q.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
A. They sit among their fans.
Q.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball
Player?
A. Ben Schwarmer.
Q.
What happened when the home team was up 10-0?
A. The fans at the baseball stadium were having a field
day.
Q.
Where do relief players hang out during loon league baseball
games?
A. In the duck-out.
Old
baseball players never die. But, they do go a little batty.
|