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Q. What happened when the battery and tennis ball got into a fight? A. The battery was charged and teh tennis ball is waiting to go to court!
Q. How many tennis players does it take to change a light bulb? A. What do you meanit was out? It was in!

 


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Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Lots of Racket, Tennis Elbow, and Possibility of Golden Retreivers Ahead.
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Q. What did one tennis ball say to another tennis ball? A. See you round!Q. Where do ghosts play tennis? A. On a tennis corpse!Q. Why are spiders great tennis players? A. Because they have great topspin!

Q. What comes before tennis?
A. Nine-is.

Q. What did the tennis ball say when it was hit?
A. Who's making all the racquet?

Q. Which sport are waiters really good at?
A. Tennis, because they're such great servers.

Q. Which state has the most tennis players?
A. Tennis-ee!

Q. Why don't fish play tennis?
A. Because they're afraid of the net.

Q. what is a tennis player's favorite City? A. Volly Wood!Q. What do dentists and tennis coaches have in common? A. Both use drills!Q. What is the definition of endlesss love? A. Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!

Q. Why should you think twice about playing tennis in a court?
A. You might get arrested.

Q. How can you tell your tennis opponent isn't happy with your serve?
A. He keeps returning it!

Q. Where do tennis players go on a date?
A. The Tennis Ball.

Q. What can you serve, but not eat? A. A Tennis Ball!Q. What do yu call a crappy tennis player? A. Deuce!Q. Why aren't fish good tennis players? A. They don't like getting close to the net!

Q. When is it good to stand on the service line?
A. Only when you want to order ice cream.

Q. What time does a racquet star wannabe in training go to bed?
A. Tenn-ish.

Q. Why were the pro tennis player's neighbors so upset?
A. Because she always made such a big racquet.

Q. Which girl is always standing in the middle of the tennis court? A. Annette!Q. What is a horse's favorite sport? A. Stable Tennis!Q. Why sould you never fall in love with a tennis Player? A. To them, love means nothing!

Q. Why didn't the tennis player change the light bulb?
A. He refused to admit it was out.

Q. Which is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Q. Why would an elephant float down river on his back?
A. Because he didn't want to get his tennis shoes wet.

Q. What is the hardest thing about knowing you're really good at tennis?
A. Telling your folks you're gay...

Q. When does a British tennis match end?
A. When it Wimble-done!

Q. What do you call a pro tennis player who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A. Homeless.

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