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Usher in the weekend with wild Saturday night humor, slacker puns, and Caturday jokes.

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(Because Saunter-Day Jokes and Chatter-Day Puns Could Never Be Too Mainstream on Sought-Her-Day Night!)
Warning: Party Hearty with Caution! Saturday humor, Caturday jokes, and wild Saturn Day night puns ahead.
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Vampire Mouth Says: Looks like another rough Saturday Night!Beer Bottle Says:: Hello Saturday, So Glad You're Here Again!It's Another Wild Saturday Night!

Q. How can you tell it was a brutal Saturday night?
A. Even your dog said it was "ruff!"

Q. Which day of the week is the messiest inside of a cave?
A. Bat-Turd-Day.

Saunter Day Night Pick-Up Line: Wow Dude, is your name Saturday? 'Cause you've got some swagger.

Saturday Night Pick-Up Line: Babe, is your name Saturday? 'Cause I've been working toward you all week long!

Q. Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
A. Because it gives them something to do on Saturday nights!

Saturday Pick-Up Line: Whoa girl, now I know why they call it Sexy Saturday.

Q. How can you tell you had a wild and wonderful Saturday night?
A. By the number of pics you have to un-tag on Monday morning!

SaturnDay Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd fall for you.

Q. Which day of the week runs circles above the rest?
A. SaturnDay.

Beer Pitcher Says: Saturday is the time for multi-slacking, not multi-tasking!The Munsters Say: Wow, It's Sinister Saturday!Tiger Says: Caturday was going so well until I realized it was Sunday?

Q. Which day of the week does your alarm clock like best?
A. Saturday, because it gets a day off and a chance to sleep in!

Trivial Saturday Factoid: If you're mumbling or slurring it and declare: "It's Sater-daeg," "It's Saterdag" or "It's Zaterdag," you are technically correct.

Q. Which day of the week is Svengoolie's favorite?
A. Super Sci-fi Saturday Night!

Q. Which weekend day is for debauchery and degenerate activity?
A. Sinister Saturday.

Saturday Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, is your name Saturday? 'Cause we could party all night long!

Q. Which day of the week does your dog dream about the most?
A. Caturday!

Q. How can you tell you had a great Saturday night?
A. On Sunday morning, your right eye is glued shut and your left eye won't stop twitching!

Lion Says: Caturday is the Mane Event!Batman Asks: Which days of the week are the strongest? A. Saturday & Sunday. The rest are week days!Gnomes Say: Happy Sought Her Day!

Saturday Point to Ponder: If Caturday is the mane event, what was the opening act on FursDay?

Q. Which day of the week is the most fur-ocious?
A. Caturday.

Q. Why is Saturday the strongest day of the week?
A. Because that's where the work weak ends!

Q. Which day of the week does Bruce Wayne enjoy the most?
A. Batman Day.

Q. Which day of the week do you point to when giving directions?
A. Zater-Day.

Q. Which day of the week is always on the make?
A. Sought Her Day.

Hulk Says: Happy Saunter Day!Toy Teeth Say: Happy Chatter Day!Toasting Fish Says: Hello Saturday, Glad we're here again, my dear friend!

Q. Which night of the weekend just ambles on in and then casually strolls off?
A. Saunter Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the horniest?
A. Sex-Her-Day.

Saturday Pick-Up Line: Hi there, is your name Saturn? 'Cause I'd like to put a ring on your finger.

Q. Why do we ask "How was your weekend?"
A. So we can tell everybody else about our extreme Saturday adventure!

Q. Which weekend day do fast talkers like the best?
A. Chatter Day.

Caturday Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, is your name Cat? 'Cause you're purr-fect.

Q. Why did the blonde wear her Thank God It's Friday T-shirt on Sunday?
A. Because she found religion on Saturday night!

Quantum Saturday Thought: If you get in a time loop where everything repeats forever, would you start it on Friday or Saturday?

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