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Q. Which day of the week does your alarm clock like best?
A. Saturday, because it gets a day off and a chance to sleep
in!
Trivial
Saturday Factoid: If you're mumbling or slurring it
and declare: "It's Sater-daeg," "It's Saterdag"
or "It's Zaterdag," you are technically
correct.
Q.
Why does Saturday stink?
A. 'Cause there's a turd in the middle of it! |
Q.
Which day of the week is Svengoolie's favorite?
A. Super Sci-fi Saturday Night!
Q.
Which weekend day is for debauchery and degenerate activity?
A. Sinister Saturday.
Saturday
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, is
your name Saturday? 'Cause we could party all night long!
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Q.
Which day of the week does your dog dream about the most?
A. Caturday!
Q.
How can you tell you had a great Saturday night?
A. On Sunday morning, your right eye is glued shut and your
left eye won't stop twitching!
Caturday
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, is
your name Cat? 'Cause you're purr-fect. |
