How can you tell it was a brutal Saturday night?
A. Even your dog said it was "ruff!"
Which day of the week is the messiest inside of a cave?
Day Night Pick-Up Line: Wow
Dude, is your name Saturday? 'Cause you've got some swagger.
Night Pick-Up Line: Babe,
is your name Saturday? 'Cause I've been working
toward you all week long!
Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
A. Because it gives them something to do on Saturday nights!
Pick-Up Line: Whoa girl,
now I know why they call it Sexy Saturday.
How can you tell you had a wild and wonderful Saturday night?
A. By the number of pics you have to un-tag on Monday morning!
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, even
if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd fall for you.
Which day of the week runs circles above the rest?