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Saturday
Jokes, Sitter Day Puns, Weekend Humor
Relax
and just chill with Sat-Today puns, Setter Day humor, and ruff Saturday
night jokes.
Wild
Saturday Night Jokes and Sat All Day Puns
(Because Disco Fever Puns and
Just Chillin' Jokes Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream
If You're Doing Saturday Right!) |
Warning:
Proceed Cautiously! Slithers Day jokes, Fatter Day humor, Butter
Day LOLs and Ratter Day puns ahead.
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Pick-Ups | Sunday Jokes, Funday LOLs
| Mondane Monday Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day Laughs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day
Humor |
| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor
| 2 | 3
| Friday Jokes and TGIF Funs | Fri-Die
the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, and
Sat All Day Laughs | 2 | 3
| 4 | Wild
Caturday Puns |
Q.
Why don't canines ever suffer from hangovers after a ruff
Saturday night?
A. Hair of the dog...
Q.
Which day of the week isn't nearly as happy as Sunday?
A. Sadder Day. |
Q.
What is a blodhound's favorite day of the week?
A. Scenter-Day.
Q.
Why did the police arrest the guy who was playing pool last
Saturday night?
A. He was picking pockets.
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Q.
Wher do cows enjoy spending some time on a Saturday afternoon/
A. At the Moo-dern Art Moo-seum.
Q.
Where do roofing contractors go to relax on Saturday night?
A. The Shingle's Bar! |
Q.
Why was the Golden Retriever up on the couch all day?
A. 'Cause she heard today is Sit-Here-Day.
Q.
Why did Blonde bring a ladder to the bar on Saturday night?
A. Because the drinks were on the house. |
Q. What is the most depressing day of the week for lonely
spinsters?
A. Sad-Her-Day.
A
topless bar tried to have a Saturday Polka night, but all
the accordianists kept getting hurt.
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Our
house has an open door policy on Saturdays. Bring beer,
and we'll open the door.
Q.
Why was the party dog listening to Panic At The Disco?
A. 'Cause It's Saturday Night! |
Q.
Why is the dog so happy today?
A. 'Cause it's Saturday! Or Friiday, or FunDay, or ...
Q.
Why did the blonde wear her Thank God It's Friday T-shirt
on Sunday?
A. Because she found religion on Saturday night. |
Q.
Where do snakes like to go on Saturday afternoos?
A. Visit the Hiss-tory Museum.
Q.
Waht do Lego figures do when they want to have a little
fun in the neighborhood?
A. They have a block party on Saturday. |
Q.
Why was the dog just perched in one spot all afternbon?
A. 'Cause it was Sit-Today afternoon.
A
guy was browsing at the liquor store on Saturday, so the
clerk asked, "Do you need help?" The bachelor replied, "Yes,
but I'm here to get whiskey instead." |
Q.
When do big hungry dogs always drool the most
A. Slobber-Day.
Q.
What happened when the guy got hit in the head with a beer
bottle on Saturday night?
A. It didn't break the skin, but it did leave a nasty brews.
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Q.
Why was the lonely carpenter sad on Saturday night?
A. He didn't get lathed.
Q.
Which day of the week tends to infuriate a lot of people?
A. Madder Day. |
Q.
What is the perfect suburban summer Saturday morning?
A. When the sky is blue, flowers are blooming, bees are
buzzing, birds are singing and your neighbor's lawn mower
is broken.
Q.
When are naughty kids most apt to act up?
A. On Bratty-Day. |
Q.
What is a tennis player's favorite day of the week?
A. Set-Here-Day
Q.
What did the guy enjoy after a successful Saturday night
poker game?
A. He celebrated with won dollar bills. |
Q.
When do you have to clean the bugs off your windshield the
most often?
A. Splatter-Day
Q.
Which day of the week is the best for ridding you indoor
space of houseflies?
A. Swatter-Day.
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Q.
When do people tend to use the most shanpoo?
A. On Lathers-Day.
Q.
Why did the college freshman blow chunks all over the house
on Saturday night?
A. Because he wasn't party trained. |
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Daily Jokes | Sunny
Sunday Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mundane Monday
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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| Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
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