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Wednesday
Jokes, Watts Day Puns, Wired Humor
Weird
out with wins day humor, wad's day puns, humped up laughs and where's
day jokes.
Weirds Day Humor, Woden's Day Jokes, Wins!
(Because Webs Day Jokes and Wired Puns Could Never
Be TOO Humping Mainstream on Woden's Day!) |
Warning:
Hump Midweek with Caution! Watt's day jokes, webs day humor, and
were's day puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
Jokes, Funday LOLs, Son Day Puns | Mon-Dane
Monday Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day LOLs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 |
| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor
| Friday Jokes, Fri-Die Puns, TGIF Funs
| Friday the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
| Q.
Which day of the week is the champion of them all?
A. WinsDay!
Wednesday
Pick-Up Line: Wow, is your
name Wednesday? 'Cause I'd gladly hump you. |
Today's
Point to Ponder: How can it be that today isn't Wednesday?
Monday was at least 48 hours long!
Q.
Which day of the week is by far the strangest?
A. Weirds Day.
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Q.
Which day of the week is the most caffeinated?
A. WiredsDay.
Wednesday
Pick-Up Line: Hi, is your
name Camel? 'Cause I'd like to double-hump you.
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Q. Which day of the week is a true champion?
A. WinsDay.
Q.
Which day of the week do wine snobs like the best?
A. Reds Day. |
Q.
What is a gambler's favorite day of the week?
A. WinsDay.
Q.
On which day of the week do the most people get lost?
A. Where's Day.
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Q.
Which day of the week makes your inner wolf howl?
A. Were's Day.
Q.
Which lycanthrope day of the week is the hairiest?
A. Were's Day. |
| Q.
What is the sharpest day of the week?
A. WhetsDay.
Q.
Which day of the week leads the Norse Pantheon?
A. Either Woden's Day or Odin's day, but
we'll let St. Olaf make that call. |
Q.
Which day of the week is the favorite of potheads?
A. WeedsDay.
Q.
Which dyslexic day of the week has a premium burger joint
named after its daughter?
A. Wendy's.
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Q.
Which day of the week is the brightest?
A. WattsDay.
Q.
On which day of the week is it acceptable to wear crotch-hugging
skinny jeans?
A. Hump Day 'cause camel toe happens. |
| Q.
What do potheads say to greet each other midweek?
A. Happy WeedsDay!
Q.
Which day of the week is the greenest?
A. Weeds Day! (Not Sunday) |
Q.
What is Spiderman's favorite day of the week?
A. WebsDay.
Q.
On which day of the week do computer programmers get the
most work done?
A. Webs Day.
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Q.
Which day of the week do folks howl about the most?
A. Were's Day.
Q.
How does a hair stylist greet mannequin heads?
A. Happy WigsDay! |
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Daily Jokes | Sunny
Sunday Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mundane Monday
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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| Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
It's still Webs Day, so here's
even more wired humor, weird
grins,
winning jokes and Woden-ful
painful puns to whet your laughter
appetite:
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More
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
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Puns | Cents-Less Puns | Coffee
Jokes | Colorado Jokes | Fashion
Jokes | Hair Jokes |
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Jokes | Money Puns | Music
Jokes | Pick-Up Lines | Pirate
Jokes | Psychic Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Sports
Jokes | Time Travel Jokes | UFO
Jokes | Vacation Jokes | Weather
Jokes | Wine Jokes |
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