Our
house has an open door policy all year long. Bring beer,
and we'll open the door.
Q.
Why do gynecologists only drink Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and
Smirnoff Vodka at sizzling summer parties?
A. They're accustomed to Pabst Smir.
Q.
What is the difference between the G-spot and a bottle of
Jack Daniels?
A. This is exactly why blondes hate summer camping trips!
A
guy came home late after the double-header at the sports
bar and saw a note on the refrigerator saying, "This isn't
working. I'm going to my mother's house." He opened the
fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold, so he wasn't
sure what she was talking about?
Q.
How is a beer better than a woman?
A. Beers are always into football season! |
Q.
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching
Monday Night Football?
A. The sofa doesn't keep asking for Bud Light!
Q.
Why did the blonde leave the Broncos tailgating party crying?
A. Because they ran out of Coors Light in left-handed cans.
Q.
How can you tell it was a brutal Broncos game at the Denver
sports bar?
A. Even your dog said it was "ruff!"
Q.
What happened to the Colorado brew pub patron who fell into
a barrel of beer while watching a Broncos game?
A. He came to a very bitter end.
Sports
Bar Point to Ponder: If you're an alcoholic if you drink
too much vodka, then are you Fantastic if you drink too
much Orange Crush soda during a Broncos Game? |
Q.
What happens after a fisherman drinks like a fish?
A. He eels he needs to go like a fire hose.
Q.
How is a beer better than a woman?
A. Beer likes to go fishing, plus beer never fishes for
compliments!
Q.
What do you call a fisherman who drinks too much while out
to sea?
A. A beer-a-cuda.
Two
guys were fishing in a boat when one guy pulled a genie
in a bottle out of the lake. The grateful genie grants them
one wish. First guys says, "I wish this lake was full of
beer." Poof! It's beer. Second guy says, "You idiot, now
we have to pee in the boat!"
Q.
What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken
pirate on September 19th?
A. One has a rumbling tummy and the other's a tumbling rummy.
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