| Q.
Who won the skull beauty contest last Halloween?
A. No body.
Q.
How does a skeleton taunt a vampire on Halloween?
A. He says, "You Suck!"
Q.
What kind of wood are the scariest haunted Halloween houses
made from?
A. BamBOO!
Q.
What do you call a guy who is absolutely fed up with people
on Halloween?
A. A cannibal. |
Q.
What is a monster's Halloween slogan?
A. Eat, drink, and be scary!
Q.
Why did the monster pour nacho cheese all over people's
feet on Halloween?
A. He was hungry for Dori-toes.
Q.
What does Dracula like for dessert on Halloween?
A. Leeches and scream.
Q.
Why did the mommy monster tell her child not to eat uranium?
A. So he wouldn't get atomic-ache. |
Q.
Why was the haunted Halloween mansion self-conscious?
A. Because it got so many creepy stairs.
Q.
Which song lyrics played in Halloween haunted houses in
the 1970s?
A. At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
Q.
What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A. Don't spook until you're spoken to.
Q.
What kind of a mistake does a ghost make?
A. A boo boo. |
