Q.
What did the witch get on Halloween when she crossed a calculator
and a dog?
A. A friend she can count on!
Q.
Why did the dog bring toilet paper to the Halloween costume
ball?
A. He was a real party pooper!
Q.
What do you call a lost werewolf that's dressed as a Wookiee
on Halloween?
A. Wear-wolf where-wolf. |
Q.
Which autumn holiday is a wolf's favorite?
A. Howl-o-ween.
Q.
Which day do werewolves eat people?
A. ChewsDay!
Q.
When does a werewolf go to bed early?
A. When he's was dog tired!
Scary
Halloween Pick-Up Line: Dang girl, are you a werewolf? 'Cause
I'm lycan what I see.
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Q.
What do you say to a show dog wearing stilettos on Halloween?
A. Heel!
Q.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a big,
scary Halloween monster?
A. Terrier-fied!
Q.
What did the Dalmatian say after he ate a nice Halloween
treat?
A. That really hit the Spot! |