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Q. What do you get if you cross a duck and a vampire? A. Count Quackula!
Q. Wht did one owl say to another? A. Happy Owl-ween!
Q. What is a vampire's favorite animal? A. The Giraffe!
Q. What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost? A. Bam-Boo!



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('Cause Bewitching Cat Jokes and Caw-stume Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If Your Dog Hates Halloween!)
Warning: Proceed Cautiously! Costumed dog trick jokes, howling wolf Halloween humor, and pet treat puns ahead.
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Dog wearing a Spock wig with Vulcan ears says: Beam me up, Scotty! I hate Halloween!
Q. What do crows wear on Halloween? A. Caw-stumes!
Big Dog Says: Seriously, Fairy Godmother? I Hate Halloween!

Q. What does a zombie say to the dog who's barking at him on Halloween?
A. Go Flesh!

Q. What did the big dog say to the skeleton on Halloween?
A. Bone Appetite!

Q. Which Halloween monster chicken is very creepy?
A. The Grim Peeper.

Q. What do social birds hand out on Halloween?
A. Tweets.

Q. Why was the pug dog wearing a Halloween bee costume so disappointed?
A. She still couldn't fly!

Q. Which dog breed laughs at every Halloween joke on this page?
A. The Chi-ha-ha.

Q. What did a crow wear to the Halloween party? A. A crow-n!
Dog Wearing Blondee Wig and Sunglasses Asks: You Have Treats? Happy Halloween!
Q. Which kind of dog does every vampire own? A. A Bloodhound!

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghoul and an owl?
A. Something that scares people on Halloween and doesn't give a hoot.

Q. What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A. A Poultry Geist.

Q. What is your dog's idea of a Halloween retreat?
A. A second chewy stick.

Q. What is a dog's favorite Halloween party dessert?
A. Pupcakes!

Q. What happened when Dr. Frankenstein crossed a small dog with a cow?
A. It was a terrier bull idea.

Q. Did the dog win the Halloween race with the vampire?
A. It's still neck and neck... .

Tired Dog Says: Happy Halloween! Or Mardi Gras, Or Whatever, Human.
Colorado Dog Says: Snow On October 31? Happy Halloween!
Dog wearing skull mask says: Dia De Los Muertos, Happy Halloween!

Q. Why don't dogs enjoy Halloween?
A. They're not allowed to bark every time the doorbell rings.

Q. Why is Halloween so scary for dogs?
A. Because chocolate is everywere, and chocolate is poisonous to them!

Q. What do skeletons give to dog Trick Or Treaters on Halloween?
A. Spare ribs.

Good Boy Says: Graduated Dog School With a Pet Degree. Happy Halloween!
Q What does a wolf say on All Hallows Eve? A. Happy Howloween!
Big Dog Says: Happy Halloween! Don't Steal My Cookies 'Cause I Know Karate!

Q. What did the witch get on Halloween when she crossed a calculator and a dog?
A. A friend she can count on!

Q. Why did the dog bring toilet paper to the Halloween costume ball?
A. He was a real party pooper!

Q. What do you call a lost werewolf that's dressed as a Wookiee on Halloween?
A. Wear-wolf where-wolf.

Q. Which autumn holiday is a wolf's favorite?
A. Howl-o-ween.

Q. Which day do werewolves eat people?
A. ChewsDay!

Q. When does a werewolf go to bed early?
A. When he's was dog tired!

Scary Halloween Pick-Up Line: Dang girl, are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.

Q. What do you say to a show dog wearing stilettos on Halloween?
A. Heel!

Q. How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a big, scary Halloween monster?
A. Terrier-fied!

Q. What did the Dalmatian say after he ate a nice Halloween treat?
A. That really hit the Spot!

Party Dog Says: Woo Got Treats? Happy Halloween!
Tired Dog: The Crash After The Sugar High. Happy Halloween!
Hipster Colorado Dog Says: Littlefun Got Treats? Happy Halloween!

Q. Which kind of dinosaurs were the first to celebrate Halloween?
A. Treat-Rex.

Q. What does a stylish bitch wear to a big Halloween party?
A. Her petticoat.

Q. What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A. A sour puss.

Q. What time is it when ten dogs chase after one black cat on All Hallow's Evet?
A. Ten after one.

Q. Why is a frog scarier than a black cat on Halloween?
A. The cat has nine lives, but the frog croaks every night.

Q. What does a witch call a walking line of black cats on Haloween?
A. A Purr-ade.

Q. Do dogs enjoy Halloween skeleton jokes?
A. Yes, they find them quite humerus.

Q. What happened to the dog who swallowed a firefly on Halloween?
A. He barked with de-light!

Q. What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
A. One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!

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