| Q.
Why wasn't there any food left after the Halloween party?
A. Because everyone there was a goblin.
Q.
What do you call a tired ghost?
A. The Grim Sweeper!
Demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Q.
Do ghosts have fun at Halloween parties?
A. Yes, they have a wail of a time!
Q.
What does a ghost use to make calls?
A. A Terror-Phone! |
Q.
How do monsters like their eggs?
A. Terror-fried!
Q.
Why was the student skeleton up late studying?
A. He was boning up for the his-story test.
Q.
Why can't skeletons be the church musician?
A. They don't have any organs.
Q.
What does a skeleton say when it's pissed off?
A. I have a bone to pick with you.
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Halloween, you can sit on my pumpkin, but you butternut
squash it!
Q.
What are big, orange Halloween gourds truly afraid of?
A. Things that go pumpkin the night.
Q.
What do you call an athletic Halloween pumpkin?
A. Jock-o-lantern!
Q.
Where do jack-o-lanterns live?
A. On the seedy side of town. |
