you hear about the Colorado dog who learned to talk like
a horse? It was a real dog and pony show.
What is the medical term for owning too many dogs in the
City and County of Denver?
I think I'm turning into a dog.
Shrink: How long have you felt that way?
Native Coloradan: Ever since I was whelped.
Pick-Up Line: Hey bitch,
are you looking for a leash-free relationship?
What is a sure sign that Rover got into the dessert at Ugly
Dog Sports Cafe in Denver?
A. Pudding on the Spitz.
What did the cowboy at the Scottish festival in Estes Park
say after a bear ate Lassie?
A. Well, doggone.
How can you tell it was a brutal Saturday night at the Denver
A. Even your dog said it was "ruff!"
What do Denverites call a poem composed by clever Colorado
canines that you have to scan to understand?
A. A bark ode.
In Colorado, what do you call a black sled dog?
A. A dusky husky.
Chat Up Line: Hey baby,
howl are you doin'?
Why did the clever dog enroll at CSU?
A. He wanted to study Barkaeology!
Why did the Poudre Valley pooch go to dog school?
A. He wanted to be a Barkitect!
What do you get if you cross a Colorado Springs dog and
A. A friend you can count on!
What did the Colorado bitches call the big dog
who strutted in front of them shaking his tail?
Pick-Up Line: Woof, woof,
hottie! I'm just here looking for a little tail.