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Wolf asks: What is Colorado's state slogan? A. Welcom to the high country!
Q. Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs? A. Santa Paws!

 


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Track down howling hilarious dog humor, doggone funny puns, and canine jokes to drool over.

Colorado Canine Humor and Denver Dog Jokes
(Because Colorado Canine Jokes to Drool About Could Never Be Too Mainstream in Denver Dog Parks)
Warning: Scratch and sniff at your own risk. Hungry Humor, Furry Funny Jokes, and Canine Cafe Puns Ahead.
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You might be from Colorado if you feel slighted if your dog doesn't get a treat at your bank's drive thru!You might be from Colorado if you plan all your dinner dates at dog-friendly restaurants!You might be from Littleton if you go to Ton'y's Meat Market to gt bones for your dog!

Q. Which munchie do Colorado dogs enjoy most?
A.
Pupcakes.

Q. Why did the pooch sit in the shade?
A. He didn't want to become a hot dog.

In Colorado, some people treat their pets with medical marijuana. Which is great because cats need another reason to sit on the couch all day.

Q. Why was the big Colorado dog still eating?
A. That blue brand grass-fed bison dog food gave him the munchies.

Q. What's the best way to teach a Colorado dog to roll over and play dead?
A. Bluntly, make him watch a few more Broncos games.

Q. What is a Colorado dog's favorite kind of pizza?
A. Pupperoni!

Q. What did the Cherry Cricket waiter say when he brought out the Denver dog's dinner?
A. Bone appetit.

Q. What do dogs in Colorado eat for breakfast?
A. Pooched eggs or Denver omelettes.

Q. What do you call a hungry canine on top of St. Mary's Glacier?
A.
A chili dog.

Colorado Fact: If you don't like the weaterh, just wait five minutes!Wolf Says: Welcome to Colorado's High Country! Dogs Welcomed!Colorado Wisdom: If you don't like the weather, just wait five minutes, and don't stand on top of a mountain during a thunder storm!

Q. What do you call a large dog that meditates on top of Lookout Mountain?
A. Aware Wolf.

Q. Which kind of car does a fast dog drive up I70?
A. A Furrari!

Q. What happened after the dog ate garlic?
A.
His bark was worse than his bite.

Q. What frozen treat do dogs enjoy on a hot summer day in Colorado?
A.
Pupsicles.

Q. What should you do if your dog goes missing on a camping trip in Arapahoe National Forest?
A. Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark.

Cannabis Trivia? Sinatra's ad-libbed closing "Dooby-Dooby-Doo" gave the creator of cartoon dog Scooby-Doo the inspiration for his name!Wolf says: You might be from Colorado if you always dress in lairs!Q. Which era do pothead fossil hounds dig most? A. The Stone Age!

Did you hear about the Colorado dog who learned to talk like a horse? It was a real dog and pony show.

Q. What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator?
A. A friend you can count on!

Q. What did the cowboy at the Scottish festival in Estes Park say after a bear ate Lassie?
A.
Well, doggone.

Q. What do you call a black sled dog?
A. A dusky husky.

Q. Why did the clever dog enroll at CSU?
A. He wanted to study Barkaeology!

Q. Why did the pooch go to dog school?
A. He wanted to be a Barkitect!

You might be from Colorado if you've gone off-roading in a vehicle that wasn't intended for tht activity!Stoner Wolf Says: Welcome to Colorful Colorado! Hey, GREEN is a color, too!Wolf says: You might be from Colorado if you know the "Mile High Club" has nothing to do with Denver!

Q. Why did the lost dog in Downtown Denver sleep under a car?
A. Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Q. What do you say if your dog chews up your dictionary?
A. Take the words right out of his mouth.

Q. Which breed of dog tells off color jokes at Comedy Works in Larimer Square?
A. A Smutt.

Did you hear about the new book, Raising Dogs in Colorado? It's a pup-up book.

Q. Where should you keep barking sled dogs?
A. In a barking lot.

Q. Which instrument does a dog musician play in the Colorado Symphony?
A. The trombone.

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