| Q.
Which yummy munchie treat do Colorado dogs enjoy most?
A. Pupcakes.
Q.
Why did the Las Alamos, Colorado pooch sit in the shade?
A. He didn't want to become a hot dog.
In
Colorado, some people treat their pets with medical marijuana.
Which is great because cats need another reason to sit on
the couch all day.
Q.
What do Coloradans call a Golden Retriever's fashion sense?
A. Doggie style.
Q.
What do Coloradans call a dog and cat food sales rep?
A. A pet-a-lure.
Doggie
Style Pick-Up Line: Hey
big dog, is that your tail between your paws, or are you
just happy to see me? |
Q.
Why was the big Colorado dog still eating?
A. That blue brand grass-fed bison dog food gave him the
munchies.
Q.
What's the best way to teach a Colorado dog to roll over
and play dead?
A. Bluntly, make him watch a few more Broncos games.
Q.
Which kind of pizza does a Colorado dog hope his master
will order?
A. Pupperoni with extra Cheese!
Q.
What might be chocolate covered at a Denver dog-friendly
outdoor cafe?
A. A lab.
Q.
Why did the blonde guy in Denver wear a sweater knitted
out of Golden Retriever hair?
A. 'Cause he wanted to look quite fetching.
Denver
Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey
baby, are you a chili dog? 'Cause you're so cool!
|
Q.
What did the Cherry Cricket waiter say when he brought out
the Denver dog's dinner?
A. Bone appetit!
Q.
What do dogs in Colorado eat for breakfast?
A. Pooched eggs or Denver omelettes.
Q.
What do you call a hungry canine on top of St. Mary's Glacier?
A. A chili dog.
Q.
How do Coloradans know when their dogs are happy?
A. The just look for the tell-tail signs.
Doggie
Style Pick-Up Line: Hey
baby, I need a place to bury my bone. Mind helping me out?
Q.
Why did the grand dame Denver dog trainer decide to retire?
A. 'Cause the job was pretty ruff on her. |
