| Q.
What do you say to a Wampa during the holidays.
A. Merry Hoth-mas.
Q.
What did the wookiee say when he sat on sand paper?
A. Ruff.
Q.
Who is Bigfoot's favorite Star Trek character?
A. B'Elanna Torres. And, he finds all Wookiee babes over
at Star Wars really hot, too!
Q.
What do you call a lost werewolf that's dressed as a Wookiee
on Halloween?
A. Wear-wolf where-wolf. |
Q.
How many Corellians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one Han, solo.
Q.
How many Corellians does it take to change a glow-panel?
A. None. If the room is dark, then you can't see them cheat
at sabacc.
Q.
How do you make a Wookiee Stew?
A. Keep him waiting for a Millennium, Falcon.
Q.
Why did Han Solo complain to the waiter about the Rootleaf
Stew he was served?
A. Not only was it chewie, but it was on the dark side.
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Q.
Who is gay Bigfoot's favorite Star Trek character?
A. Worf. And, he finds all Star Wars Wookiees hot, too!
Q.
What is a wookiee's favorite hobby?
A. Collecting fleas.
Q.
What do you call a wookiee when he is sick?
A. Ahchoo Bacca.
Q.
What is it called when a Star Wars newbie confuses Chewbacca
and Han Solo?
A. A wookiee mistake. |
