Q. What advice did Dr. Smith give to Will Robinson?
A. There are monsters everywhere... I know, I am one!

Q. What's the most tintinnabulating thing Dr. Smith called the robot?
A. Traitorous Tin Tabulation.

Q. Why did Major Don West risk crossing the road?
A. Because he was fond of chickens and the Jupiter 2 was already Lost In Space.

Q. What frightened the Lost In Space crew the most?
A. Whenever Zachary assured them saying, "Never Fear, Smith is Here!"

Q. What's the most ludicrous lambaste Dr. Smith tossed at the robot?
A. Lead-Lined Lothario.

Q. Why did Major Don West cross the road on Priplanus?
A. Because Judy Robinson was on the other side.

Q. What's the most Neanderthal slur Dr. Smith threw at the robot?
A. Nickel-Plated Nincompoop.

Q. What did Major West say when they launched the Jupiter 2?
A. "And the monkey flips the switch."

Q. After leaving the Saturn Space Station, what did Maureen Robinson say when she saw a stray collie cross the road on Priplanus?
A. Lassie, are you Lost In Space, too?

Q. What did Dr. Smith say while he was reprogramming the robot?
A. Let's try this again, shall we? You are the puppet, I am the puppeteer. Do try to get it right this time.

Q. What's the most head-scratching insult Dr. Smith used on the robot?
A. Pot-Headed Prankster.

Robot: It sounds like old morse code.
Will Robinson: What does it say?
Robot: Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!

Q. What's the most maddeningly malevolent mucky insult Dr. Smith tossed to the robot?
A. Monstrous Mechanized Misguided Moron!

Q. Why is the Jupiter 2 the true sci-fi space pioneer?
A. Because in 1965, the future 1997 got them Lost In Space before the Milllennial Falcon could find them long ago and far away while Doctor Who was on the phone, and Star Trek wasn't beamed up yet.

Penny Robinson Quote: We're lost, aren't we?

Q. What's the greasiest insult Dr. Smith ever slid toward the robot?
A. Unctuous Underling.

Q. What did Will Robinson say while he was searching for strewn robot parts?
A. Relax Robot, I'm going to build you a new body. Mom always said I should make new friends.

Q. Why did Penny Robinson cross the road on Priplanus?
A. Because that seemed to make cents.

Q. What's the F-ing funniest thing Dr. Smith called the robot?
A. Frightful Fractious Frump.

Q. What did sensible Major West say while he was assembling his gun during the spider attack?
A. A million bucks worth of weaponry, and I'd trade it all back for a lousy can of Raid.

Q. Why did the crew of the Jupiter 2 cross the road?
A. To get to Alpha Centauri.

Dr. Zachary Smith Quote: It's the world behind the world, Dr. Robinson. Lie once, cheat twice, and everything becomes clear.

Q. What does Dr. Smith of Borg say?
A. Resistance is futile, you bubble-headed boob!

Q. What does The Robot say when he can't find the replacement light bulbs aboard the Jupiter 2?
A. Danger, Danger! They're Lost In Space.

Q. How do you know Dr. Smith enjoys painful Lost In Space puns?
A. Because he said, "Sarcasm is the recourse of the weak mind."

Q. What's the most pin-headed thing Dr. Smith said to the robot?
A. Pusillanimous Pip-Squeak.

Q. Why did John Robinson land the Jupiter 2 on the other side of the road?
A. To see if they could get a signal from Alpha Control.

Q. Why didn't Dr. Smith fear oblivion?
A. Because black was always his favorite color.

Q. What's the most pusillanimous insult Dr. Smith said to the robot?
A. Primitive Pile of Pistons.

Q. Which classic sci-fi television series do aliens without GPS binge watch?
A. Lost In Space.

Q. Why did a chicken bump into The Robot while crossing the road?
A. Because she was Lost In Space.

Q. What's the most hypocritical thing Dr. Smith called the robot?
A. Nervous Ninny.

Q. What did Maureen Robinson say to the men of Lost In Space?
A. NOT another word... Now, if you've finished hosing down the deck with testosterone, I suggest you come with me. I may have found a way off this planet.

Q. Why did Dr. Smith cross the road?
A. To hide out in the Jupiter 2 after he sabotaged Alpha Control.

Dr. Zachary Smith Quote: Something you should abide by on this world or any other, never trust anyone. Especially me.

Major West Quote: If this is all a dream, why can't there be more girls?

Q. What's the second most hypocritical thing Dr. Smith called the robot?
A. Quivering Quintessence of Fear.

Q. What did The Robot say when Will Robinson started to cross the road on the unknown planet?
A. Danger! Danger, Will Robinson! It's another lame cross the road joke!

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