Q.
What is Borger King's slogan?
A. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
Q.
How did Commander Data describe the Borg?
A. Cool, calm, and collective.
Q.
Why don't Ferrengi make good Borg drones?
A. Their very nature can't be unprogrammed and they can't
help saying, "Insert coin for assimilation." |
Q.
Why did the Borg cow cross the road when it saw a UFO?
A. To get to the udder side!
Star
Trek TNG Groan of the Day: I am Heisenborg. You will probably
be assimilated.
Q.
What did Missionary of Bajor mutter to all he encountered?
A. Thou shall be assimilated, my good man. Ye shall not
resist, for that is futile. |
Klingon
Proverb:
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, prepare to die.
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You sing Klingon opera when you're in the shower!
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You are not Romulan and understand exactly why the Next
Generation of Klingons have cranial ridges. |