Point to Ponder: If a doctor's office has two M.D.s on call
all the time, is that a parodox?
Point to Ponder: If Watson isn't the most famous doctor
in England, then Who is?
guy ended up at a party full of World Heath Organization
medics. Obviously he was at the wrong Doctor Who convention.
What time did Doctor Who go to the dentist?
A. Tooth Hurty!
Cabinet Point to Ponder: Why isn't thyme used in medicine?
After all, thyme heals all wounds.
Why did you take your meds before the prescribed time?
Blonde Patient: Because I wanted to surprise the bacteria.
Would you like an appointment next week?
Patient: NO. I am sick right now!
What did the Galactic Empire marriage counselor say to the
A. May divorce be with you.
Smith tells an alien he has a bad heart. The space alien
says, "I want a second opinion." So, the Zachary
Smith says, "You're ugly, too."
What did Doctor Smith say after Will Robinson said he broke
his leg in two places?
A. Stop going to those places!
Spock: What is a himorrhoid?
Doctor McCoy: A male from outer space.
Why was the guy dressed as a Star Trek doctor booted out
of the Sci-Fi convention?
A. Because he wasn't the real McCoy.
Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backward.
Pick-Up Line of the Future:
Hey there Gray, let's exchange genetic infomation!
Which French seer claimed he could smell the future?
Why do Jedis make lousy marriage counselors?
A. Because their advice to males is always, "Use the
Sulu: Doc, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Doctor McCoy: Next time, take the candles off.
What did Counselor Deanna Troi say to the EMH?
A. Doctor, you're projecting again.
McCoy: Do you serve crabs here?
Waiter at the Space Bar: Yes sir. Please have a seat.
Sorry for the long wait.
Sick E.T.: No problem. I'm patient.
Sick Bay Pick-Up Line: Hey
bae, my heart beats for you and that is why my ECG has a
EMT Chat Up Line: Hi there,
did you know I am really great at rapid spacesuit removal?
What is a tumor?
Blonde NASA Astronaut: An extra pair.
Why did the doctor stop studying extraterrestrial medicine?
A. Because he couldn't find the patients.