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(Because White Toilets Are NOT Too Mainstream and Potty Puns May Make You Flush With Laughter)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Bathroom humor stinks. No butts about it.
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Q. What do you call Clark Kent with diarrhea? A. Pooperman!The movie, Diarrhea – It's all over the place!Have you seen the sequel, Diarrhea? It leaked, so they had to release it early!

Q. What did the priest say before he flushed the toilet?
A. Holy Crap!

Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? Yes, it runs in your jeans.

Q. What is the definition of bravery and guts?
A. A guy with diarrhea chancing a fart.

Laughter is the best medicine unless you have diarrhea!I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had the biggest vowel movement ever today!Q. Why did the volcano explode? A. It couldn't find a lava-tory!

Q. What is the most nerve-wracking moment in the life of a guy?
A. Attempting your first silent fart after a bout of diarrhea.

People say love is the best feeling ever. But I think finding a toilet when you're having a sudden attack of diarrhea is better.

Q. How do you get the bathroom unlocked in a hurry?
A. Use a doo-key!

Q. What do you get if you poop in your jeans? A. Dungarees!Q. What is the definition of surprise? A. A fart with a lump in it!Crappy Gnome Humor: My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!

Q. What do you call a magical poop?
A. PooDini!

Two bats were just hanging out when one asks the other, "Do you remember your worst day last year?" Second bat replies, "Yeah, the day I had diarrhea."

Q. Why won't blondes take their iPhones to the bathroom?
A. Because they don't want to give away their iPU address!

Did you hear the joke about the toilet? Never mind. It's too dirty!Q. What did the poo say to the fart? A. You glow me away!Q. Why did the superhero flush the toilet? A. It was his doody!

There's one more great sewage joke, but we're going to leave it out because the punch line really stinks.

I farted at work today. They called in the plumbers to look for a leak in the sewage system.

Q. Why do farts smell?
A. For the benefit of the hearing impared.

Q. What did the poop say to the fart?
A. Wow, you just blew me away!

Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Bathroom humor stinks. No butts about it.
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