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Q. Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? A. Because he was a party pooper!
Q. Why did they install toilets at the garbage heap? A. Because lots of people go dump there!
I love my toilet! We've been through a lot of sh*t together!
Did you hear the joke about the toilet? Never mind. It's too dirty!

 


Diarrhea Jokes, Toilet Humor, Shitty Puns
Experience explosive poop puns, the runs humor, trots LOLs and Montezuma's revenge jokes.

Crappy Jokes, Dire Rear Puns, Diarrhea Humor
(Because Fast Moving Diarrhea Jokes and Shitty Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream When You've Got the Trots!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Run-on humor, Dehli belly jokes, loose laughs and watery poop puns ahead.
| Diarrhea Jokes | Constipation Jokes and Proctologist Puns | Turd Jokes and Crap Puns | 2 |
| Urine Jokes, Pee Puns, Urologist Humor | Toilet Jokes | 2 | Toilet Paper Jokes and TP Puns |
| Animal Poop Puns | Fertilizer Jokes, Garden Manure Humor, and Crappy Gnome Puns |
| Fart Jokes and Funny Flatulence | Sewer Humor | Superhero Loo | 2 | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes |
| Bathroom Jokes, Toilet Humor, Potty Puns, Crappy Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |

Q. What do you call Clark Kent with diarrhea? A. Pooperman!The movie, Diarrhea – It's all over the place!Have you seen the sequel, Diarrhea? It leaked, so they had to release it early!

Q. What do you call a book in the bathroom that you write your personal thoughts in?
A. A diarrhea.

Did you hear about the guy who was suffering from diarrhea for the past few days? He's finally making some solid progress now.

Q. What's the definition of bravery and guts?
A. A guy with diarrhea chancing a fart.

Did you hear about the guy with diarrhea? The doctor gave him pills and told him to take one after each episode. Unfortunately, all the episodes were reruns...

Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? Yes, it runs in your jeans.

Q. When is the best time to have diarrhea?
A. When you're playing Scrabble, 'cause that's worth a shit load of points.

Q. Why is the name diarrhea so appropriate?
A. Because it perfectly describes a dire rear!

Q. What happened when the guy called in sick to work because he had diarrhea?
A. His boss told him to get his shit together.

Q. What did the priest with diarrhea say before he flushed the toilet?
A. Holy Crap!

Laughter is the best medicine unless you have diarrhea!I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had the biggest vowel movement ever today!Q. Why did the volcano explode? A. It couldn't find a lava-tory!

Q. What did the guy with diarrhea say to the guy with constipation?
A. I shit, you not!

Q. What did diarrhea say to poop?
A. Wow, you really are in shape!

Q. What is the most nerve-wracking moment in the life of a guy?
A. Attempting your first silent fart after a bout of diarrhea.

Q. How do you describe the flavor of that pink upset stomach gas, diarrhea medicine?
A. Pept-abysmal.

People say love is the best feeling ever. But I think finding a toilet when you're having a sudden attack of diarrhea is better.

Did you hear about the new book about diarrhea? It flows really well.

Q. Why was a guy happy about having diarrhea, hemorrhoids, and eczema last week?
A. Because it was the first time he'd ever won a game of Scrabble!

Q. What do you call an eskimo's diarrhea?
A. A poopsicle.

Q. How do you describe running out of toilet paper when you have diarrhea?
A. A very bad shit-uation!

Q. Which diarrhea medication are physicians most hesitant to prescribe?
A. Gonorrhea.

Q. When you have diarrhea, how do you get the bathroom unlocked in a hurry?
A. Use a doo-key!

Q. Which OTC diarrhea medication causes people to steal it from the pharmacy?
A. Klepto-Bismol.

Q. What do you get if you poop in your jeans? A. Dungarees!Q. What is the definition of surprise? A. A fart with a lump in it!Crappy Gnome Humor: My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!

Q. How did one guy get over his chronic diarrhea?
A. He made some positive lifestyle changes and really got his shit together.

Q. Where does a pirate go when he has diarrrhea?
A. The poop deck.

Q. What do you call a vegan with violent diarrhea?
A. A salad shooter.

Two bats were just hanging out when one asks the other, "Do you remember your worst day last year?" Second bat replies, "Yeah, the day I had diarrhea."

Q. What do you call a tiny arachnid with a nasty case of diarrhea?
A. An itsy shitsy spider.

Did you hear about the guy who claims he gets diarrhea every time he goes to Taco Bell? Moron! Why doesn't he just order tacos instead?

Shitty Point to Ponder: If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that 1 in 5 enjoy it?

Did you hear about the guy who claimed smoking cannabis was giving him diarrhea? His doctor told him to shit and get off the pot.

Q. What should you say to somebody is anxious about having diarrhea?
A. Dude, don't lose your shit!

Did you hear the joke about the toilet? Never mind. It's too dirty!Q. What did the poo say to the fart? A. You glow me away!Q. Why did the superhero flush the toilet? A. It was his doody!

Q. What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A. Lots and lots of room!

Diarrhea Point to Ponder: Can eating prunes give you a run for your money?

There's one more great diarrhea joke, but we're going to leave it out because the punch line really stinks.

Q. What do you call a magical poop surprise?
A. PooDini!

Q. What did the diarrhea say to the fart?
A. Wow, you just blew me away!

Wanna hear a diarrhea joke? Oh, wait! Please hold that thought...

Shitty Joke of the Day: Diarrhea is no laughing matter.

Q. Why won't blondes take their iPhones to the bathroom?
A. Because they don't want to give away their iPU address!

Q. What do you call it when you get diarrhea after eating at a German restaurant?
A. The wurst.

Q. What did Doctor McCoy call the diarrhea outbreak on the Starship Enterprise?
A. Star Trek Reruns!

I farted at work today. They called in the plumbers to look for a leak in the sewage system.

Q. Why do farts smell?
A. For the benefit of the hearing impared.

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| Diarrhea Jokes | Constipation Jokes and Proctologist Puns | Turd Jokes and Crap Puns | 2 |
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| Animal Poop Puns | Fertilizer Jokes, Garden Manure Humor, and Crappy Gnome Puns |
| Fart Jokes and Funny Flatulence | Sewer Humor | Superhero Loo | 2 | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes |
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