You
know, krytonite must really smell super bad?
Q.
How do you describe a super fart?
A. The lonely cry of a nerdy turd at Comicon.
When
a cow in the sky drops a pie in your eye, that's amore?
Wham! Smells like being a superhero isn't all it's cracked
up to be.
Q.
What did Lois Lane call Clark Kent when he had diarrhea?
A. Super duper pooper.
Q.
Where does Superman park his privates?
A. On Lois Lane. |
Q.
What did the toilet say about Bruce Wayne's guano?
A. Holy Batman! That's just craptastic!
BTW,
Sham Wow may clean up some messes, but it takes a superhero
to de-stink the crapper puns here.
Q.
How many caped crusaders does it take to put down a toilet
seat?
A. Seriously? That's part of Alfred's job description.
Q.
What did the religious superhero say before he flushed the
toilet?
A. Holy Crap!
|
Q.
How do you describe a super fart?
A. You say, "@#$%!" without breathing.
Whoa!
Now we finally know exactly how kryptonite cripples Superman!
Clark
Kent may fart around, but Superman is always a real gas!
Q.
What happened when Clark Kent asked Lois Lane to meet him
in the restroom?
A. She totally blew him off!
Q.
How is toilet paper like a superhero?
A. You're either on a roll or taking a bunch of sh*t from
some asshole! |