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You might be from Colorado if you use bear-proof trash cans!
 

Q. How
often is a
Porta Potty
emptied?

A. Only after
many moons.

 
Port-o-potties say: Go Denver! And we mean go!

Q. Can you hear a bear shit in the woods?
A. No, but you can hear when he knocks over the port-a-potty, and you can smell it, too!

Q. What did Disney have in common with a guy using the outhouse in Pike National Forest during November 2019?
A. Both made Frozen 2.

Q. What is the most popular type of rustic bathroom jokes in Denver?
A. Broncos are #1!

Q. What do you call an outhouse with mushrooms growing on the seat?
A. A toad stool.

Q. Why did the blonde toss fireworks into a Porta Potty on Independence Day?
A. 'Cause Americans blow shit up on the 4th of July. DUH!

Q. How is marriage like a Porta Potty?
A. There are always people waiting to get in, or can't wait to get out of them.

Q. What do you call a shit hole in the woods that you're pretty sure you aren't gong to use?
A. A doubt house.

Q. What do you call an outdoor toilet with vining plants growing out of the shit hole?
A. A sprout house

Q. Why do women like Porta Potties at large outdoor events?
A. 'Cause they get to see men stand in line to pee, too.

Q. Which event do gamey outdoor toilets bet on every year?
A. The Pooper Bowl.

Q. What do you call a rustic relief facility that's now passe with fashionable folks?
A. An out house.

Q. What do you call an outdoor toilet that you have to hold your nose to use?
A. A snout house.

Q. What do
you call an outhouse
that's haunted
by ghosts?

A. A scary
sheet hole.

 
Port-o-potties say: Denver Broncos, Number 1 Defense!
 

Q. What do
you call
a poorly
maintained
outhouse?

A. A stinking
shit hole.

Q. What did stoner hippies call an outdoor toilet?
A. Way outhouse, man!

Q. What do you call an outdoor shit hole that smells so bad that you want to scream?
A. A shout house.

Q. What do you call an over-sized outdoor toilet with an extra-wide seat?
A. A stout house.

Q. What do you call an outdoor toilet that's depleted of a Sears catalog and even its corn cob?
A. An outhouse.

Q. What do you call an outdoor toilet that is only used for #2 and never #1?
A. A drought house.

Q. What did the cop say when he apprehended the dirty crook who tried to steal a Porta Potty, but was foiled when it fall on top of him mid getaway?
A. You're under a rrestroom.

Q. What is the most prestigious outdoor toilet called?
A. The clout house

Q. Why won't fashionistas use an outdoor toilet?
A. Because it's an outhouse.

Q. What do an outhouse and a missle silo in North Dakota have in common?
A. Both feature IC BMs.

Q. Which kind of outdoor toilet did the Free Masons use during the late 1700s?
A. A grout house.

Q. What do you call a rustic relief facility that's no longer in the closet?
A. An out house.

Q. Why are there so many rednecks in the Mile High Club?
A. 'Cause they've had a lot of practice on the ground in Porta Potties.

Port-o-potties say: Broncos are #1. No sh*t!
 

Q. What do
you call a temporary
toilet on a
shipping dock?

A.
Port-a Potty.

 
Port-a-potties say: Gians are wee. GO Broncos!

Q. Why did the guy quit his job delivering Porta Potties?
A. The pay was jack shit.

Q. Which kind of outdoor toilet has been known to explode when it's full of crap?
A. A spout house.

Q. Where does a shitty asshole do his nasty deeds in the woods?
A. In a lout house.

Q. What do you call a popular outdoor toilet that people are fighting to get into?
A. A bout house.

Q. What do you call a smelly temporary toilet in San Juan?
A. Porta Reek-o.

Q. What do Canadians call a rustic outdoor toilet?
A. An oat-house.

Q. What do Canadians call an easily transported outdoor toilet?
A. A tote house.

Q. What do you call an outhouse conveniently located along US 66?
A. A Route house.

Q. Which kind of outdoor toilet is specifically for beer drinkers camping in the woods?
A. A stout house.

Q. What time does a rooster wake up and visit the outhouse?
A. At the crap of dawn.

Q. Which kind of out building did sulking teenagers lock themselves in during the middle ages?
A. A pout house.

Q. Which kind of toilets do plumbers hate the most?
A. Outhouses.

Q. What is it
called when a
crappy golfer
hits his ball
into an outhouse?

A. A shit hole.

 
Port-o-potties say: Go Denver! Steelers ain't gonna steal this game!
 

Q. Which kind
of outdoor
toilet do
hoppy frogs
prefer?

A. Toad Stools

Q. Why are portable toilet transportation drivers involved in so few traffic accidents?
A. 'Cause all the other drivers on the road give them plenty of space, just in case...

Q. What did men of privilege during the middle ages call the toilet their exclusive key opened?
A. The clout house.

Q. What do you call the best outdoor tolet tha's lauded by all who visit it?
A. The tout house

Q. Why did the guy quit his job as a Porta Potty cleaner?
A. The pay was just squat.

Q. Why did the guy trade his wife for an outhouse?
A. He said the hole was tighter and didn't smell as bad.

Q. Which kind of outdoor toilet should you use after you've eaten pickled cabbage?
A. A kraut house.

Q. Which creepy insect has a hundred legs and lives in an outhouse?
A. The scent-a-peed.

Q. Which kind of outhouse do ewes and rams use?
A. A sheep hole.

Q. What do fishermen call the outdoor toilet near the river that smells worse than rotten bait?
A. The trout house.

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