Q.
Can you hear a bear shit in the woods?
A. No, but you can hear when he knocks over the port-a-potty,
and you can smell it, too!
Q.
What did Disney have in common with a guy using the outhouse
in Pike National Forest during November 2019?
A. Both made Frozen 2.
Q.
What is the most popular type of rustic bathroom jokes in
Denver?
A. Broncos are #1!
Q.
What do you call an outhouse with mushrooms growing on the
seat?
A. A toad stool. |
Q.
Why did the blonde toss fireworks into a Porta Potty on
Independence Day?
A. 'Cause Americans blow shit up on the 4th of July. DUH!
Q.
How is marriage like a Porta Potty?
A. There are always people waiting to get in, or can't wait
to get out of them.
Q.
What do you call a shit hole in the woods that you're pretty
sure you aren't gong to use?
A. A doubt house.
Q.
What do you call an outdoor toilet with vining plants growing
out of the shit hole?
A. A sprout house
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Q.
Why do women like Porta Potties at large outdoor events?
A. 'Cause they get to see men stand in line to pee, too.
Q.
Which event do gamey outdoor toilets bet on every year?
A. The Pooper Bowl.
Q.
What do you call a rustic relief facility that's now passe
with fashionable folks?
A. An out house.
Q.
What do you call an outdoor toilet that you have to hold
your nose to use?
A. A snout house. |