|
Bathroom
Humor, Sh*tty Toilet Jokes, Fart Puns
Plug
your nose for crappy toilet jokes, poo-tastic puns, lav laughs
and turdy bathroom humor.
Crappy Puns, Toilet Humor, Bathroom Jokes
(Because Crappy Bathroom Puns
Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You're Standing
In Line at the Loo!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Do Caution! Crappy jokes, lavatory laughs,
gassy humor and pee-tiful puns ahead.
|
Bathroom Jokes, Toilet Humor, Potty Puns
and Crappy Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| 8 | 9
| 10 |
| Toilet Humor | Toilet
Paper Jokes | Urine Jokes, Pee
Puns, #1 Humor | Potty Training
Jokes |
| Turd Jokes, Crap Puns | Constipated
Jokes | Diarrhea Jokes
| Outhouse Jokes, Porta Potty Puns
|
| Men's Room Jokes | Ladies
Room LOLs | Bath Time LOLs
| Animal Poop Puns |
Fertilizer Jokes |
| Fart Jokes and Funny Flatulence
| Sewer Humor | Superhero
Loo LOLs | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes
|
Q.
Why isn't there a National Constipation Day?
A. Because nobody gives a shit.
I've
just seen the video of my colonoscopy. The picture was crap.
Thank goodness, we don't have smell-a-vision, yet!
Q.
Why did the med student decide to specialize in urology?
A. Because he liked to play with balls. |
Q.
What happened when the guy called in sick to work because
he had diarrhea?
A. His boss told him to get his shit together.
Shitty
Point to Ponder: If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea,
does that mean that 1 in 5 enjoy it?
Did
you hear about the guy who was suffering from diarrhea for
the past few days? He's finally making some solid progress
now.
|
Q.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
A. You're the wind beneath my wings.
Q.
What is the first rule of scuba diving?
A. Never fart inside your wet suit!
Q.
Why don't nasty farts graduate from elementary school?
A. Because they always get expelled.
Q.
Why shouldn't you ever fart in church?
A. Because you have to sit in your pew! |
People
say love is the best feeling ever. But I think finding a
toilet when you're having a sudden attack of diarrhea is
better.
Q.
What did the guy with diarrhea say to the guy with constipation?
A. I shit, you not!
Q.
What did the doctor prescribe for the guy who was all stressed
out about his chronic constipation?
A. A relaxative. |
Q.
What did Robin say to Batman when they finally found a box
of tissues?
A. Holy Kleenex! It was right under our nose and we *almost*
blew it!
Q.
Why do men hate peeing in the child-sized urinals?
A. Because that's beneath them.
Q.
Why is the name diarrhea so appropriate?
A. Because it perfectly describes a dire rear!
|
Q.
What do you call a TV episode that's dedicated to past flatulence?
A. A gassy montage.
Gassy
Point to Ponder: If you fart while traveling at the speed
of light, would you smell it before you heard it?
Q.
What happened when the guy registered at a website for constipation
sufferers?
A. It wouldn't let him log out! |
Q.
What is Superman's favorite part of this super sh*tty toilet
joke?
A. The punch line!
Q.
What did one turd say about another turd's good news?
A. That's just craptastic!
Q.
What do citizens of Metropolis call a bird that poops on
your head?
A. A stool pigeon.
Q.
What did one turd ask his hot date?
A. Is that love in the air? |
I
was going to tell you a poop joke, but it's a real stinker.
Q.
What did the turd say to the fart?
A. That last one really blew me away!
Q.
What is the name of the new medical facility that is both
a sperm bank and urine analysis center?
A. Coming and Going.
Q.
Have you seen that new movie Constipated?
A. Ugh, it hasn't come out yet...
|
You
might be a redneck if your toilet paper has page numbers
on it.
– Jeff Foxworthy
Q.
What did critics say to the guy who invented perforated
toilet paper ?
A. This stuff is tear-able!
TP
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, is your
name Charmin? 'Cause you really wipe me out.
Q.
Why did the toilet paper join a rock band?
A. Because it was on a roll! |
Q.
What do hoppy craft beers and Canadian urinals have in common?
A. I pee, eh.
A
guy walks into the urologist's office carrying a console
and says, "Doc, I think there's something wrong with
my wii."
Q.
What do you call a cheesy mustache soaked in urine?
A. Pis-tachio. |
Q.
What is the difference between orthopedic doctors and urologists?
A. Urologists only work on one bone.
So,
you've got gall stones, kidney stones, and bladder stones
– welcome to the Stone Age.
Q.
At the urologist's office, what is a cystoscope?
A. A device with a prick on both ends.
Q.
What happened to the kid who got all muddy playing outdoors?
A. He found himself in hot water.
|
#2
Woe of cops on stake outs: When you're sitting in the dirt,
and you feel something squirt. Call for back up?
(#1 is less conspicuous to deal with.)
Q.
What happened when the shipment of toilet paper crashed
on the freeway?
A. Police described the scene as a real wipe-out.
Q.
Why couldn't the cops catch the toilet bandit?
A. Because they had nothing to go on. |
|
Bathroom Jokes, Toilet Humor, Potty Puns,
Crappy Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| 8 | 9
| 10 |
| Toilet Jokes | 2
| Toilet Paper Jokes and TP Puns
| Urine Jokes, Pee Puns, and #1 Humor
|
| Turd Jokes and Crap Puns | 2
| Constipation Jokes and Proctologist
Puns | Diarrhea Jokes
|
| Shower Jokes, Bath Puns | Potty
Trained Puns | Porta Potty
Jokes and Outhouse Puns |
| Men's Room Jokes | Ladies
Room Humor | Butt Jokes | Underwear
Laughs | Yellow Jokes |
| Fart Jokes and Funny Flatulence
| Gas Station Jokes | Smelly
Jokes, Stinking Funny Puns |
| Plumber Jokes and Sewer Humor
| Superhero Loo | 2
| Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes | Janitor
Jokes |
| Animal Poop Puns |
Fertilizer Jokes, Garden Manure Humor, and Crappy Gnome Puns
|
You've lasted to the end, so
here's even more rear laughter,
crappy jokes,
stinking funny humor
and pee-tiful painful
puns that'll wipe
you out:
|
More
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
|
Bear Jokes | Beer
Jokes | Blonde Jokes | Butt
Jokes | Colorado Jokes | Corny
Humor | European Travel Jokes
|
| Explosive Humor | Money
Puns | Monkey Jokes | Music
Humor | Pick-Up Lines | Police
Puns | Sci-Fi Jokes |
| Seasonal Puns | Space
Jokes | Sports Jokes | Superhero
Jokes | Tex-Mex Puns | Travel
Jokes | Woman Jokes |
Thanks
for stopping by and see you again soon!
Join
us on social media and please
feel free to share our memes with friends and family:
©2017-2021
Painfulpuns.com
All rights reserved. |
|
|